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Splenda's definitions

doofus

One who behaves in an irrational or immature manner
Don't be such a doofus!!!
by Splenda June 21, 2001
mugGet the doofusmug.

rock the witch

verb, circa 1999.
To kick ass.
that cute boy rocks the witch, asian-style.
by splenda December 1, 2004
mugGet the rock the witchmug.

pooge

noun.
the semen from any male whose name starts with the letter 'p.'
"Were you with Paul last night?"
"Yeah, he pooged on me."
by splenda December 2, 2004
mugGet the poogemug.

kooge

noun.
sperm from any male whose name starts with the letter "k."
"I know you was cheating with Kevin bitch you got kooge all over you."
by splenda December 2, 2004
mugGet the koogemug.

greyhound

a method of transportation used to transport and deliver illegal substances, i.e. drungs.
"Ima throw my bitch up on dat greyhound so's she can pick up dat bird dem puerto-ricans owe me."
by splenda December 1, 2004
mugGet the greyhoundmug.

splenda baby

“He sent me 50$ for nothing

haha your his splenda baby
by splenda March 24, 2022
mugGet the splenda babymug.

dooge

noun. the sperm from any male whose name starts with the letter "d." also see pooge and kooge
kelly had dan's dooge all over her bed
by splenda December 1, 2004
mugGet the doogemug.

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