Splenda's definitions

doofus

One who behaves in an irrational or immature manner

Don't be such a doofus!!!

by Splenda June 21, 2001

rock the witch

verb, circa 1999.
To kick ass.

that cute boy rocks the witch, asian-style.

by splenda December 1, 2004

pooge

noun.
the semen from any male whose name starts with the letter 'p.'

"Were you with Paul last night?"
"Yeah, he pooged on me."

by splenda December 2, 2004

kooge

noun.
sperm from any male whose name starts with the letter "k."

"I know you was cheating with Kevin bitch you got kooge all over you."

by splenda December 2, 2004

greyhound

a method of transportation used to transport and deliver illegal substances, i.e. drungs.

"Ima throw my bitch up on dat greyhound so's she can pick up dat bird dem puerto-ricans owe me."

by splenda December 1, 2004

splenda baby

a sugar baby without giving any sugar

“He sent me 50$ for nothing”

haha your his splenda baby

by splenda March 24, 2022

dooge

noun. the sperm from any male whose name starts with the letter "d." also see pooge and kooge

kelly had dan's dooge all over her bed

by splenda December 1, 2004