spike's definitions

Homestar Runner

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid

Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner

by Spike August 16, 2003

ilysmtinlg

acronym for "i love you so much that i'll never let go

omg morgan, ilysmtinlg, your my candy angel!

by spike November 4, 2004

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005

bum raped

Where you get raped, but in the ass hole instead.

" oh my god.. i got bum raped last night"

by Spike April 29, 2004

oinkus

a man or woman whoes face resembles that of a pig

god that girls ugly she is a true oinkus

by spike January 21, 2004

styleee

An action taken by an amateur in the manner or style of the master; possibly with the outcome typical of the master.

Three 'e's important.

*breaks down the door and shoots four guys, before dodging three bullets*
"keanu-styleee"

*dribbles the ball past six men before blazing home a thirty-yard pile-driver*
"ruud van-nistelrooy-styleee"

by Spike May 3, 2003

fuck-ass

1. One who fucks ass
2. A dimwitted or unpleasant person

Popularized by the movie Donnie Darko, released in 2001.

"I can smell shit on your dick from here, fuck-ass."
"You are such a fuck-ass."

by Spike July 4, 2004