Definitions by spike

KDP 

Know Dis Piece. Being confident and knowing exactly what you're saying.

The earth is round. KDP!

KDP by Spike August 3, 2011

RAP 

Retards Attempting Poetry

"I listen to rap"
"..retard"

RAP by Spike October 2, 2006

Bite Steel 

To suck on a hard wang.

Man, Roy's girlfriend really loves to bite steel. I heard she sucked off 10 guys last night!

Bite Steel by Spike June 19, 2006

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

Porn Matrix by Spike May 13, 2005

power piss 

when you are trying to piss with a bone.

sometimes after i make out with her i have to power piss

power piss by Spike February 21, 2005

Whammy Kabosh 

The act of overwhelming someone with their loviness and generally making them fall in Love with you forever.

She threw the Whammy Kabosh on me and then I asked her to marry me!

Whammy Kabosh by Spike January 28, 2005

crocop 

noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.

verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.

You just got Crocop'd.

crocop by Spike January 12, 2005