spike's definitions

KDP

Know Dis Piece. Being confident and knowing exactly what you're saying.

The earth is round. KDP!

by Spike August 3, 2011

RAP

Retards Attempting Poetry

"I listen to rap"
"..retard"

by Spike October 2, 2006

Bite Steel

To suck on a hard wang.

Man, Roy's girlfriend really loves to bite steel. I heard she sucked off 10 guys last night!

by Spike June 19, 2006

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005

power piss

when you are trying to piss with a bone.

sometimes after i make out with her i have to power piss

by Spike February 21, 2005

Whammy Kabosh

The act of overwhelming someone with their loviness and generally making them fall in Love with you forever.

She threw the Whammy Kabosh on me and then I asked her to marry me!

by Spike January 28, 2005

crocop

noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.

verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.

You just got Crocop'd.

by Spike January 12, 2005