kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004

buffting

If a thing is buff, it is a buffting. 'ting' being London garage slang for 'thing'*

Err, that bird down twerton park was a right buffting.

*"it's a London ting"

by spencer February 01, 2003

Windows 2000

Trick to make you waste your money.

I was in Starbucks the other day. The staff were totally stoked to Windows 2000 me! FUCKERS!

by Spencer February 03, 2003

Pan-Pan

A big black and white bear, is the Japanese version of Pom-Pom.

Pan-Pan is fat, He fell on you, he's a good bear.

by Spencer April 28, 2003

caius

a Romanian sex-pot.

that Caius, he's such a Romanian sex-pot.

by Spencer January 03, 2004

short

Car

Damn dude tah's a nice short

by Spencer September 25, 2003

shiznat

something of great quality

this food is the shiznat!

by spencer December 22, 2002