spencer's definitions

buffting

If a thing is buff, it is a buffting. 'ting' being London garage slang for 'thing'*

Err, that bird down twerton park was a right buffting.

*"it's a London ting"

by spencer February 1, 2003

Windows 2000

Trick to make you waste your money.

I was in Starbucks the other day. The staff were totally stoked to Windows 2000 me! FUCKERS!

by Spencer February 3, 2003

4 footer

A big massive penis.... usually used for a pogo stick

Dude, i been bouncing on my 4 footer lately....

by Spencer January 5, 2004

Nag Champa

A great incense to burn, with its strong individual smell that you can't find in any other incense. Starting with a potent smell that goes to a cool sweet smell as time passes. If you burn, than it's the only one to have in your burner.

by Spencer October 26, 2003

creft

to steal

I crefted his bass tube.
I want to creft his XR3i.
They are crefting my tv

by spencer February 1, 2003

w007

A celebratory clause, written in 1337

Owned! w007!

by Spencer April 28, 2004

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

by Spencer April 8, 2005