spencer's definitions

pimp

It means you have three dates to homecoming.

"I have three dates to homecoming. I'm a pimp."

by Spencer September 28, 2004

buffting

If a thing is buff, it is a buffting. 'ting' being London garage slang for 'thing'*

Err, that bird down twerton park was a right buffting.

*"it's a London ting"

by spencer February 1, 2003

nad

testicle (male, mammal anatomy)

Don't make me kick you in the nads, Beavis.

by spencer February 1, 2003

cockbaker

Someone who bakes the cock.
Such as a regular baker bakes bread.

Can I please have a loaf of cock? and knob roll. I'll also take those hamburger buns with that cock in the middle.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

by Spencer April 8, 2005

knobsky

Knob... but more so. A double knob perhaps? Someone who is beyond your regular knob.

Wow... that seedy guy wearing another man's g-string is a seedy knobsky.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

cheesy

1. smell given off by unwashed bobbys helmet.
2. lardy arsed police officer with por socila skills.

See also "Ginger get" as in "Cheesy, you Ginger get!!"

by Spencer October 2, 2003