spencer's definitions

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004

nad

testicle (male, mammal anatomy)

Don't make me kick you in the nads, Beavis.

by spencer February 1, 2003

cockbaker

Someone who bakes the cock.
Such as a regular baker bakes bread.

Can I please have a loaf of cock? and knob roll. I'll also take those hamburger buns with that cock in the middle.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

Windows 2000

Trick to make you waste your money.

I was in Starbucks the other day. The staff were totally stoked to Windows 2000 me! FUCKERS!

by Spencer February 3, 2003

Ladeda

2 have fun or to be funny.

"That guy was La de da

by Spencer May 13, 2005

creft

to steal

I crefted his bass tube.
I want to creft his XR3i.
They are crefting my tv

by spencer February 1, 2003

w007

A celebratory clause, written in 1337

Owned! w007!

by Spencer April 28, 2004