1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.
2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.
Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.
2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.
Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
1. (v) When a woman gives a man a handjob then as he climaxes, she douses his scrotum in gasoline, lites the pubes on fire, then hits the scrotum with any blunt object so the fire spreads to the surrounding area.
The crazy chick I was dating seduced me and then gave a Bosnian Firestorm and almost burned down my house.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.
2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.
3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.
3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
1. (v) When a man and woman are having sex in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman's torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006