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-verb (used with object)
Dumbo Kick (verb), Dumbo Kick-ing (noun)
1. To kick a male in the crotch so hard he falls to the ground and then pulling out the lining of the victim's pockets so they look like ears.
Usually followed by a insulting phrase comparing ones penis to an elephant trunk to explain the situation literally. "You just got kicked in the trunk"
2. To kick someone in the crotch and then pull out the lining of their pockets for additional embarassment.
3. To pull a male's cock and pockets out of his pants in order to make the crotch region look like the face of an elephant, and then procede to kick the victim in the "elephant's trunk".
Dumbo Kick (verb), Dumbo Kick-ing (noun)
1. To kick a male in the crotch so hard he falls to the ground and then pulling out the lining of the victim's pockets so they look like ears.
Usually followed by a insulting phrase comparing ones penis to an elephant trunk to explain the situation literally. "You just got kicked in the trunk"
2. To kick someone in the crotch and then pull out the lining of their pockets for additional embarassment.
3. To pull a male's cock and pockets out of his pants in order to make the crotch region look like the face of an elephant, and then procede to kick the victim in the "elephant's trunk".
The two students found Joey after he was dumbo kicked, in front of the urinal with his dick and pockets hanging out. "Man, he just got kicked in the trunk!" one of the kids remarked.
by speedo_spink March 6, 2007
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by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
Get the Canadian Duckhorn mug.1. (v) When a woman gives a man a handjob then as he climaxes, she douses his scrotum in gasoline, lites the pubes on fire, then hits the scrotum with any blunt object so the fire spreads to the surrounding area.
The crazy chick I was dating seduced me and then gave a Bosnian Firestorm and almost burned down my house.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
Get the Bosnian Firestorm mug.1. (v) When a man gives his partner a pink sock then grips the intestinal tube with his cock still inside and pulls backwards and then has another person jump onto the extended coil.
As Paco gave Consuela a pink sock, he pulled it out and let his friend Pablo do a tiajuana tightrope.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
Get the Tiajuana Tightrope mug.1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
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2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.
Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.
2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.
Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
Get the rectal fault line mug.(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating
In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
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