shiz niz

a mixture of letters that forms a non-existant word

this can not even be considered slang. coco and county corpse are two dumb mother fuckers

by spanky July 09, 2003

Swiatched

amazing freestyler

i know you wannabe a swiatched when i comes to rap

by spanky September 26, 2003

dreamcatcher

a rag you use to clean yourself up after ahaving a jizzdream

*dreaming* ooo yeah, suck it baby
CREAM!!!
*wake up*
oh shit i creamed myself, where's my dream catcher?

by spanky July 10, 2003

lockdown

jail

johnny done fucked up, he's in lockdown now

by spanky July 23, 2003

funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

by spanky July 15, 2003

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

by spanky July 16, 2003

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

by spanky July 10, 2003