Definitions by spanky

red rocket 

that red hot dog like stick that emerges from a dog's crotch. also known as the pink crayon or the pink lipstick

eww gross, your dogs got a red rocket, and he's dragging his ass all over the carpet.

red rocket by spanky March 21, 2005

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

poopdick by spanky March 12, 2005

rut 

The space between a vagina and the asshole.

I was punding my girlfriend in the vag when i slipped across the rut and up her poop chute.

rut by spanky March 11, 2005

stiddle 

One who is a cow rapist

I caught the stiddle and I blew a cap in his ass

stiddle by spanky March 6, 2005

hedgehog

A guy who can give himself oral sex

"Damn, I heard Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick!"
"What? How can the greatest male pornstar ever be a hedgehog?!?"

hedgehog by Spanky January 8, 2005

mob face 

generally referring to facial complexion that resembles roadkill. Also known as the uni-sex face.

Darci's body is fine, but she needs a bag for her horrible case of mob face.

mob face by Spanky December 5, 2004

MIZZLE 

Mary Rizzle otherwise known as Mizzle Rizzle or Supermizzle

Damn Mizzle just saved like a dozen babies from that tree shredder again she must be Supermizzle

MIZZLE by SPANKY December 1, 2004