spacecowboy's definitions

state job

Synonymous with dying in a really embarrassing way, such as accidentally choking yourself with your belt while masturbating, or impaling yourself on a broomstick during homosexual shenanigans. Only worse.

Guy 1:"Whatever happened to that crackhead Jim?"
Guy 2:"I heard he got a state job."
Guy 1:"Oh man, that's too bad."

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

eye tat is golden

Something that is completely superior to anything else in the same class, genre, or universe. A quote from a truly "gifted" poster on a message board describing the videogame "Goldeneye".

"Goldeneye is an eye tat is golden".

by spacecowboy November 13, 2003

dirty gutter slut

1. A promiscuous woman with questionable hygiene habits.
2. A task that proves to be excessively difficult.

1. "John slept with that dirty gutter slut last night."
2. "I'm trying to replace the transmission, but it's being a dirty gutter slut."

by spacecowboy June 11, 2006

geek code

A vow of celibacy sworn by two or more male social outcasts.

Dammit Poindexter, I can't believe you had sex! You broke the geek code!

by spacecowboy November 13, 2003

sucks to your assmar

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.

Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

coo coo

A secret call used to signal males when female nudity is present. Usually one male will give the secret call when another male is engaged in another activity and missing the aforementioned nudity. It is to resemble the call of a bird.

I was reading my magazine when all of a sudden I heard my brother going "coo coo"; I whipped my head up to see some fine ass hooters shaking on television.

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

M'Kay!

It's used on the popular television show South Park by Mr. Mackey (not Garrison) in place of certain obscenities.

"Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say, So just use the word m'kay!" - Mr. Mackey

by SpaceCowboy June 11, 2006