Blue Lotus

1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.

2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.

Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.

by Skott September 21, 2004

beered

When you soak someones beard in beer.

A beard soaked in beer.

If dave was more manly I would have given him a steamy beered

by skott October 30, 2004

Pontoon

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

by Skott October 17, 2004

Squirrel Brains

Alternative name for testicles.

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!

by Skott December 13, 2004

Life's Purpose

Life purpose is to break the impossible without realizing it.

You'll never truely understand Life's Purpose

by Skott October 15, 2004

catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

by Skott October 23, 2004

deep passage

A synonym of vagina, but usually when refering to a tall womens vagina.

Yo King Tut, I must say her deep passage is completly unpleasurable especially due to the large amount of crusts/molds inhabiting the insides.

by Skott October 12, 2004