Leroy's Alligator

A low-income, farm-raised, greasy, scaley, HIV encrusted nigger dick. It got this name from that nigger, Leroy.

Steven: "Man, I was in kindergarden and it was naptime and I was napping ... I woke up and bazoom!! Leroy's Alligator was dangling right in front of my face. I could fucking smell it. It smelled like a dirty puddle."

Bart: "What did you do then?"

Steven: "I pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that nigger dick. Muther fucker been pissing with a limp since he was 6.'

Leroy's Alligator by client 09 March 7, 2009

Leroy Smith 

A viral ad campaign launched by Nike. In the ad, they claim that Leroy Smith led to Michael Jordan's success. They then have a promo for a fake instructional video line. The initial ads will make no reference to Nike. Later on, the campaign's link to Nike will be revealed.

Leroy Smith: The Man Who Motivated Michael Jordan

Leroy Smith by EAL2351 June 13, 2009

Leroy Sanchez

An amazing and talented Mexican singer. He's also a cover artist.

Person 1: Leroy Sanchez's music is sooo good!

Person 2: Who dat?

Person 1 and every other fan: *Gasp*

Leroy Sanchez by sasscheeks October 21, 2017

Leroy Sane 

Leroy Sane is a winger sheltered in the Allianz Arena. By sheltered I mean that his fans and coaches will come up with all sorts of excuses to justify the fact that he hasn't been world-class since his Man City days.

Don't get me wrong, he'll statpad plenty in the first half of the season... but once the going gets tough, Sane gets ghosting. As such, you will be left dumbfounded as to how the same Leroy Sane who scored worldies in the UCL group stage could miss sitters in KO games when it actually matters.

Also known as the Ghost of Munich and Sadio Mane's punching bag.

"Why do you think Joe got fired when Kyle has been the one constantly underperforming at work?"

"Guess he just needed someone to blame. Kyle has been here for almost four years yet the boss keeps telling us to give him time to improve."

"I guess Kyle is the Leroy Sane of this business after all."

Leroy Sane by CristianoMuller January 25, 2024

Leroy Shot/Floater 

A shot or floater that is spiked with ejaculate; upon request or as a suprise.

“Man, did they put Bailey’s Irish Cream in my tequila or did they give me a Leroy Shot?

Yes, Ill take a margarita on the rocks, and if you could add a Leroy Shot/Floater, that would be splendid.

Leroy Shot/Floater by Walkito June 13, 2025

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] by james104 February 25, 2009

Leroy The Savage 

The fastest stick shift Corvette
An 1100 HP twin turbo C5 with no body panels. It does the 1/4 mile in 7 seconds. It was built by the one and only Cleetus McFarland.

Guy1 - Damn! Did you see Leroy The Savage?
Guy2 - Yeah. It just broke the world record for fastest stick shift Covette.
Guy1 - Hell yeah brother! 7 second 1/4 mile!

Leroy The Savage by BigBoss420 January 29, 2018