Definitions by sipukka

onion chaser 

A solitary, lone tooth usually in thw mouth of an elderly person, which would have to chase a pickled onion around the mouth in a bid to eat it.

"Who di you think grassed you up for growing the skunk Baz?"
"Aah probably that old cunt with the onion chaser downstairs".

onion chaser by sipukka May 10, 2022

wog shop 

A corner or parade shop usually owned by Indians or Turks, higher prices but convenient.

Hey mick, did you get beers?
Shit, i forgot, I'll nip to the wog shop and get a couple, yeah?

wog shop by sipukka February 7, 2022

wog roast 

A gathering of Black people, usually in large numbers, feasting on spit-roasted chicken watermelon and supermalt.

"Christ, Adolf, where did all these blacks come from?" " Yeah Hans, theres a wog roast happening in the park, mind yer wallet"

wog roast by sipukka January 28, 2022

coon wheel 

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

coon wheel by sipukka October 21, 2021

3 piece wog box

A 3 piece chicken meal from a fast food outlet with a side of rice and peas, with watermelon juice, normally purchased by a black man

"Yo leroy, wot yo eatin blud?"
"I is havin the 3 piece wog box winston innit"

3 piece wog box by sipukka October 21, 2021

wail button 

The clitoris, fanny switch, man in the boat, sherbet pip.

MAN, she loved it when I ate her out, especially when I hit the wail button. Boy was she noisy!!

wail button by sipukka November 14, 2020

wog horn 

A noise emitted by a black man, normally associated with 'bigging oneself up". Ie. BRAP BRAP BRAP YA BLUUUDCLAT"

What the fuck is that din coming from outside the chicken shop??

Nothing to worry about Jon, just the natives letting the wog horns off

wog horn by sipukka November 8, 2020