sipukka's definitions

coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

by sipukka October 21, 2021

wog bonnet

A very expensive slap-back or beanie hat carrying a serious designer label usually worn by a black man.

"Fuck me Del, some of those wog bonnets are more than 300 quid. Thats a LOT of mugging bro"

by sipukka December 21, 2022

Amberwilly

A name given to a student, crusty like person who regularly watches pornography or befrequents 'left-handed' websites, whilst eating wotsits, resulting in an orange or amber penis.

"Have you heard from Dave lately?"
"No Tom, he's become a right Amberwilly since moving out of his mum's place ".

by sipukka December 24, 2022

wog horn

A noise emitted by a black man, normally associated with 'bigging oneself up". Ie. BRAP BRAP BRAP YA BLUUUDCLAT"

What the fuck is that din coming from outside the chicken shop??

Nothing to worry about Jon, just the natives letting the wog horns off

by sipukka November 8, 2020

Bunty

a female driver, usually of old age holding up the traffic

come on bunty for fuck sake. I'm hoping to catch news at ten tonight

by sipukka August 23, 2016

onion chaser

A solitary, lone tooth usually in thw mouth of an elderly person, which would have to chase a pickled onion around the mouth in a bid to eat it.

"Who di you think grassed you up for growing the skunk Baz?"
"Aah probably that old cunt with the onion chaser downstairs".

by sipukka May 10, 2022

brixton blowout

A large bucket of fried chicken, accompanied by a side of watermelon, plantain and a large drinj of supermalt.

"Stretch, wot u gettin bro?"
"Ain't sure blud, tink it gonna be da Brixton blowout innit, 'case ma fam an leeroy crash yeah"

by sipukka October 9, 2022