sipukka's definitions

brixton blowout

A large bucket of fried chicken, accompanied by a side of watermelon, plantain and a large drinj of supermalt.

"Stretch, wot u gettin bro?"
"Ain't sure blud, tink it gonna be da Brixton blowout innit, 'case ma fam an leeroy crash yeah"

by sipukka October 9, 2022

onion chaser

A solitary, lone tooth usually in thw mouth of an elderly person, which would have to chase a pickled onion around the mouth in a bid to eat it.

"Who di you think grassed you up for growing the skunk Baz?"
"Aah probably that old cunt with the onion chaser downstairs".

by sipukka May 10, 2022

wog roast

A gathering of Black people, usually in large numbers, feasting on spit-roasted chicken watermelon and supermalt.

"Christ, Adolf, where did all these blacks come from?" " Yeah Hans, theres a wog roast happening in the park, mind yer wallet"

by sipukka January 28, 2022

3 piece wog box

A 3 piece chicken meal from a fast food outlet with a side of rice and peas, with watermelon juice, normally purchased by a black man

"Yo leroy, wot yo eatin blud?"
"I is havin the 3 piece wog box winston innit"

by sipukka October 21, 2021

wog horn

A noise emitted by a black man, normally associated with 'bigging oneself up". Ie. BRAP BRAP BRAP YA BLUUUDCLAT"

What the fuck is that din coming from outside the chicken shop??

Nothing to worry about Jon, just the natives letting the wog horns off

by sipukka November 8, 2020

coon pit

A play area in a well known fast food restaurant, located within an inner city or suburb of London.

Im sorry you cant find little winston, Mrs. Okewanahoho. Have you tried looking in the coon pit?.

by sipukka April 20, 2018

wog bangles

Hand cuffs.

Leroy, you are not complying, I'm putting you in wog bangles before you get in the car.

by sipukka November 4, 2022