wog roast

A gathering of Black people, usually in large numbers, feasting on spit-roasted chicken watermelon and supermalt.

"Christ, Adolf, where did all these blacks come from?" " Yeah Hans, theres a wog roast happening in the park, mind yer wallet"

by sipukka January 28, 2022

onion chaser

A solitary, lone tooth usually in thw mouth of an elderly person, which would have to chase a pickled onion around the mouth in a bid to eat it.

"Who di you think grassed you up for growing the skunk Baz?"
"Aah probably that old cunt with the onion chaser downstairs".

by sipukka May 10, 2022

brixton blowout

A large bucket of fried chicken, accompanied by a side of watermelon, plantain and a large drinj of supermalt.

"Stretch, wot u gettin bro?"
"Ain't sure blud, tink it gonna be da Brixton blowout innit, 'case ma fam an leeroy crash yeah"

by sipukka October 09, 2022

altzing

Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.

fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)

by sipukka December 31, 2015

coonwad

A wad of money, held by a black man, usually acquired by drug dealing or mugging.

"Yo Stretch, check out Leroy's coonwad. Got to be a couple of Gs innit"

by sipukka August 16, 2022

wog shop

A corner or parade shop usually owned by Indians or Turks, higher prices but convenient.

Hey mick, did you get beers?
Shit, i forgot, I'll nip to the wog shop and get a couple, yeah?

by sipukka February 07, 2022

arse bracket

A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.

"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"

by sipukka March 27, 2024