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astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.
Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".
I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.
by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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Sarse

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarse.
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.
Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"
by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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Marieghetto

A semi-funky yet also semi-dumpy small town in Southeastern Ohio; a slang term for Marietta, Ohio, that first came into use by the bored and eccentric local coffee house youth there during the 1990s. A pun derived from the more popular urban slang term "ghetto", but applied to the small town of Marietta, Ohio, and thus the contraction "Marieghetto" came about.
Q: Yes, but is Marieghetto a merry ghetto?

A: Nah, well, sorta, yeah, sometimes. I mean, Marieghetto is Marieghetto.
by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007
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Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.
The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?
by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007
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Douchebagner

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.
The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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