shit_4_brains's definitions

Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

SignifiCunt

an important vagina.

Janey has one hot pussy, it's a very SignifiCunt.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Sarse

a person who is a sassy arse.

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarse.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

SassJoy

The joy and bliss that one can attain by acting lively and spirited as well as saucy and irreverently humorous too.

LeeP found enlightenment through SassJoy. SassJoy is the path to SassWisdom, and a path to enlightenment.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Wholefartedly

To agree with something or someone so much that your ass gas is even seemingly in agreement.

I agree wholefartedly with the statements and sentiments expressed by Mr. E. Dingleberry in regards to the construction of the new bridge to be built over the Douchebag River.

by Shit_4_Brains June 20, 2007

astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007