Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

SignifiCunt

an important vagina.

Janey has one hot pussy, it's a very SignifiCunt.

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.

In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

fart bugle

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.

I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.

by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007

Proselytute

Someone who will say or do anything to try and spread their religion, and who will say or do anything to try and convert others to their religion.

All these proselytizing religious Proselytutes are like flies on shit sometimes. Geez! Please don't be such a damn Proselytute!

by Shit_4_Brains September 06, 2007

Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007