shit_4_brains's definitions

astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.

I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

by Shit_4_Brains July 1, 2007

Porniferous

a way to describe something (or someone) that is very pornographic.

She is extremely Porniferous and raunchy, but a good lay anyhow though.

by Shit_4_Brains December 5, 2007

Affrilachian

An African American who is from the Appalachian region of the United States.

Frank X is a real Affrilachian brutha, and so is I !

by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007

Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Hornacity

a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.

The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.

by Shit_4_Brains December 5, 2007

Funkadelicacy

Something that is so funky, cool, fine, unique, and fancy that it can only be described this way.

I can't even begin to describe the Funkadelicacy that Jane turned me onto last night!

by Shit_4_Brains October 9, 2007