Skanktify

To be made skanky.
You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.
by Shit_4_Brains August 20, 2007
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Marieghetto

A semi-funky yet also semi-dumpy small town in Southeastern Ohio; a slang term for Marietta, Ohio, that first came into use by the bored and eccentric local coffee house youth there during the 1990s. A pun derived from the more popular urban slang term "ghetto", but applied to the small town of Marietta, Ohio, and thus the contraction "Marieghetto" came about.
Q: Yes, but is Marieghetto a merry ghetto?

A: Nah, well, sorta, yeah, sometimes. I mean, Marieghetto is Marieghetto.
by Shit_4_Brains July 05, 2007
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astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.
Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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boner crusher

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
by Shit_4_Brains August 29, 2007
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Beazist

An affectionate name for a pet, an animal, or a loved one. Derived from the word "Beast", and the name "Beezus" from the Ramona books.
Come over here, Beazist! Hello, Beazist.
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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Funkadelicacy

Something that is so funky, cool, fine, unique, and fancy that it can only be described this way.
I can't even begin to describe the Funkadelicacy that Jane turned me onto last night!
by Shit_4_Brains September 26, 2007
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Sarse

a person who is a sassy arse.
Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarse.
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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