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religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.
I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
by shit_4_brains September 7, 2007
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1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
by shit_4_brains August 29, 2007
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To be made skanky.
You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.
by shit_4_brains August 20, 2007
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A semi-funky yet also semi-dumpy small town in Southeastern Ohio; a slang term for Marietta, Ohio, that first came into use by the bored and eccentric local coffee house youth there during the 1990s. A pun derived from the more popular urban slang term "ghetto", but applied to the small town of Marietta, Ohio, and thus the contraction "Marieghetto" came about.
Q: Yes, but is Marieghetto a merry ghetto?

A: Nah, well, sorta, yeah, sometimes. I mean, Marieghetto is Marieghetto.
by shit_4_brains July 5, 2007
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A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.
She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.
by shit_4_brains September 4, 2007
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To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.
I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.
by shit_4_brains June 2, 2007
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