shawn's definitions

sphygmic

pertaining to the pulse

Because he had evolved, Jack could see the color that Jill's sphygmic energy omitted.

by shawn December 6, 2003

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Ricer

the addition of a park bench on the deck lid, a fart pipe just below the bumper, and a snow plow on the front end.

There are racers and there are ricers.. it's up to you to make the distiction! Knowledge is power.. Honda is not!

by Shawn October 9, 2003

hatrack

any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with

i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack

by shawn October 5, 2004

banana butt sex

when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.

I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!

by shawn May 27, 2004

buzzkill

When your high on marijuana and one of your friends starts getting paranoid and saying "oh man the cops are gonna catch us doin this."

Ryan: dude this pot is so cool.
Tim: yeah man. Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.
Ryan: yeah too bad this shit is illegal and the cops might catch us.
Tim: god dammit ryan your such a fucking buzzkill.

by shawn May 27, 2004