shawn's definitions

sea legs

Legs accustomed to standing/walking on boats. Having a good balance on a boat/ship at sea.

My my laddy, you're tripping all over the place. Where's your sea legs?

by shawn February 17, 2004

Jewel

Most talented singer, songwriter, poet, guitar player, artist, inspirational person ever to live.

Jewel is amazing at anything she does.

by Shawn January 25, 2004

bludgen

Bludgen-To beat powerfully with force with an object of great mass. Usually to hurt a friend in playfull manner.

-He was bludgened with a rubber bat
-John bludgened Steve with his inflatable hammer

by Shawn May 13, 2005

Skat

n. the human discharge released from the poopy shooty.

I really have to let some skat out

by shawn December 8, 2003

loser cruiser

a school bus

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...

by shawn January 17, 2004

shitbox

The cat's litter box

Geesh dude, that Shitbox stinks!!!!

by Shawn July 26, 2003

The Bailey

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.

Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!

by Shawn January 10, 2005