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tickling the taco

Last night I walking in on my old lady tickling her taco
by shawn November 19, 2003
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eyg

You: Dude, eyg?
Person: o.o; cmc
by Shawn August 1, 2004
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neckdrape

a mullet;
the flap of hair that hangs down, like a mudflap, that effectively covers the douchecan's back neck preventing sunburn and picking up women!
Damn, it is 2004 and my brother still has that tired ass neckdrape! If he ever cuts that off, he will need some SPF 300 to protect his neck...
by shawn January 17, 2004
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LoJa

sombody who gets his/her chain nicked and skeet'd on by ben afleck
"yo fifty stole my shit (sobbing)
hey ben gili sucked ass
by shawn August 4, 2004
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Scandalicious

A very sexy woman.

There is scandalous and then there is scandalicious.
"Damn, that chick is Scandalicious!"
by Shawn January 20, 2005
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draft

Tool implemented by governments so that citizens of countries are forced to put their lives on the line fighting wars over values and ideas that do not necessarily reflect their own. From what I understand this is usually done randomly through a lottery system!
1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?
by Shawn June 1, 2004
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ooiiuu

by shawn August 26, 2003
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