buzzkill

When your high on marijuana and one of your friends starts getting paranoid and saying "oh man the cops are gonna catch us doin this."
Ryan: dude this pot is so cool.
Tim: yeah man. Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.
Ryan: yeah too bad this shit is illegal and the cops might catch us.
Tim: god dammit ryan your such a fucking buzzkill.
by shawn May 27, 2004
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spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.
That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.
by shawn May 27, 2004
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draft

Tool implemented by governments so that citizens of countries are forced to put their lives on the line fighting wars over values and ideas that do not necessarily reflect their own. From what I understand this is usually done randomly through a lottery system!
1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?
by Shawn June 02, 2004
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grunge

Stupid term used primarily by journalist in the early 90s, because the thought they needed a new word for rock music.
Hey this shit sounds pretty good, but we can't call it "rock n' roll" alright why don't we just call it "grunge".
by shawn December 23, 2004
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sphygmic

Because he had evolved, Jack could see the color that Jill's sphygmic energy omitted.
by shawn December 06, 2003
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import

Hey can I run my domestic on your dyno? Sorry man, that Nissan just overloaded the circuits.
by Shawn October 13, 2003
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Stuckshift

A fucker who is very populer with the women.
Dave is such a stuckshift, everyone hates him, but the ladies.
by Shawn December 26, 2003
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