shawn's definitions

cock

1. a male rooster
2. the male brain
3. a one eyed snake

1. last night i was watching the cocks fight.
2. Dude shes fucking hot. Go tell her. "Hey baby, your hot. Wanna fuck?" SLAP
3. Becky OMG last night shawn put his cock in my mouth and it spit all over my face!

by shawn April 2, 2004

ridicklepicklesnickulous

When something is beyond ridiculous.

Well that story is just ridicklepicklesnickulous!

by Shawn April 7, 2004

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

Stuckshift

A fucker who is very populer with the women.

Dave is such a stuckshift, everyone hates him, but the ladies.

by Shawn December 25, 2003

v-rod

Harley - Davidsons hot rod street-legal drag bike used for picking up curb monkeys and getting alot of booty.

The guy on that v-rod gets laid every night.

by shawn December 31, 2003

curb monkeys

Groupies to the motorcycle world , these are the girls who line the curbs waiting for guys to take them for a ride.

The guy on the v-rod gets alot of booty from the curb monkeys.

by shawn December 31, 2003

rippin' ass

to let loose a shit of monumental proportions

Man, Amy, were you rippin' ass in there or what?

by shawn January 4, 2004