shawn's definitions

samn

v - to hate somehting so much its unimaginable.

i freaking samn soup.

by Shawn June 3, 2004

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

soul patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by Shawn March 16, 2003

walri

The way a stoner describes multiple walruses.

Dude, we went to sea world today, we saw dolphins, killer whales and walri!

by shawn December 31, 2004

jerkess

A female version of a Jerk.

That girl flipped me off, what a jerkess!

by shawn August 8, 2004

algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

rippin' ass

to let loose a shit of monumental proportions

Man, Amy, were you rippin' ass in there or what?

by shawn January 4, 2004