shawn's definitions

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

ricockularity

Great absurdity or ricockulousness.
Of an absurd or ricockulous nature.

That movie was so dumb. The ricockularity is beyond belief.

by shawn February 17, 2004

slayer

How does one describe Slayer? There is no definition for Slayer. Probably because Slayer doesn't belong in something as politically correct as a dictionary.

Death loves final embrace
Your cool tenderness
Memories keep love alive
Memories will never die

by shawn July 16, 2008

tickling the taco

slang phrase for female masterbation

Last night I walking in on my old lady tickling her taco

by shawn November 19, 2003

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002