scuba steve's definitions

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

running faggot

A song about a great folk hero.

"Running Faggot, running free, see the faggot, he fed a puppy, Running Faggot, running free!"

by Scuba Steve January 14, 2005

fung wah

a bus that goes from chinatown in boston to chinatown nyc. it's real cheap, but the bus is known to burst into flames on the way. i guess you'll pay one way or another.

i only have 15 dollars and i need to get to new york this weekend

take the fung wah!

by scuba steve September 12, 2006

zildjian

the oldest company in the world. not just the oldest cymbal company, but the oldest company period. est. 1623

what is the oldest established company in the history of the world?

zildjian

by scuba steve November 14, 2004

bah

Used to express dismissal, reject advice, renounce something, or to simply say "that won't happen".

dude 1: You can't take this boat through a hurricane! We'll sink!
dude 2: Bah.

dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.

by scuba steve January 27, 2005

hobart

your mom on a plate

by scuba steve August 25, 2003

Smalls

The main character in "The Sandlot"

"You're killing me Smalls!"

by Scuba Steve July 17, 2003