scuba steve's definitions

We'll see

"We'll see" is how women say NO to guys they aren't attracted to.

Did you want to come visit me?

I dont know, we'll see.

by scuba steve September 18, 2005

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 21, 2005

SACD

A facade. A way for record companies to get rich off the same music that gullible techsuckers already own. Don't buy into the bullshit about better sound quality, especially of SACDs that were culled from digitally recorded originals and not master tapes. All CDs that are SACD are copy-protected so you can't play them on your PC, you can't rip them, and you can't upload them -- no back-ups, which is just what they want.

Austin: Hey, is that an SACD?
Me: Uh, no, I just turned my treble up.

by scuba steve January 15, 2005

bah

Used to express dismissal, reject advice, renounce something, or to simply say "that won't happen".

dude 1: You can't take this boat through a hurricane! We'll sink!
dude 2: Bah.

dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.

by scuba steve January 27, 2005

zildjian

the oldest company in the world. not just the oldest cymbal company, but the oldest company period. est. 1623

what is the oldest established company in the history of the world?

zildjian

by scuba steve November 14, 2004

porn

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

by scuba steve November 7, 2004

cotton-headed ninnymuggins

dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.

its a funnier way to say silly

sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

by scuba steve December 23, 2004