scuba steve's definitions

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

We'll see

"We'll see" is how women say NO to guys they aren't attracted to.

Did you want to come visit me?

I dont know, we'll see.

by scuba steve September 18, 2005

running faggot

A song about a great folk hero.

"Running Faggot, running free, see the faggot, he fed a puppy, Running Faggot, running free!"

by Scuba Steve January 14, 2005

fung wah

a bus that goes from chinatown in boston to chinatown nyc. it's real cheap, but the bus is known to burst into flames on the way. i guess you'll pay one way or another.

i only have 15 dollars and i need to get to new york this weekend

take the fung wah!

by scuba steve September 12, 2006

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 21, 2005

porn

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

by scuba steve November 7, 2004

sell out

1. what happens when "person A" listens to an unpopular band to set themselves apart from the crowd, then that band becomes popular and all the people that "person A" hates (usually from school) enjoy that band too. because of this "person A" will get angry at their band and say they are sell outs.

2. when "person A" goes to the grocery store looking for an item and it is not in stock.

1. oh man, green day/blink 182/system of a down/the used/slipknot/mudvayne/john mayer have totally sold out because all the populoids (popular kids) have started to listen to them!

2. oh man the grocery store has sold out of apples, where will i go find some now?

by scuba steve November 14, 2004