scuba steve's definitions

porn

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

by scuba steve November 7, 2004

Berklee College of Music

The best music school on the face of the earth. It is located in Boston, MA. Not to be confused with the other Berkeley in California. Berklee in boston is spelt this way because it was founded by Lee Berk, and the name was just switched around to make "Berklee".

side note: there is an MIT (Mass. Institute of Technology) in boston, and another MIT (Musician's Institute of Technology) in California. So here's how it goes:

Berklee in Boston: Popular Music
Berkeley in Cali: Popular Gen Ed

MIT in Boston: Popular Gen Ed
MIT in Cali:Popular Music

Strange? yes.

Berklee kicks ass, juliard and miami can suck it.

by scuba steve December 30, 2004

noab

extremely bored to the fifth power

I am so noab im going to freak out.

by scuba steve March 22, 2004

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 21, 2005

running faggot

A song about a great folk hero.

"Running Faggot, running free, see the faggot, he fed a puppy, Running Faggot, running free!"

by Scuba Steve January 14, 2005

fung wah

a bus that goes from chinatown in boston to chinatown nyc. it's real cheap, but the bus is known to burst into flames on the way. i guess you'll pay one way or another.

i only have 15 dollars and i need to get to new york this weekend

take the fung wah!

by scuba steve September 12, 2006

bah

Used to express dismissal, reject advice, renounce something, or to simply say "that won't happen".

dude 1: You can't take this boat through a hurricane! We'll sink!
dude 2: Bah.

dude 1: This ship is too big to be going this fast! There's icebergs out there!
dude 2: Bah.

by scuba steve January 27, 2005