scott's definitions

Fishtarian

Fish eaters who abstain from eating meat and eggs.

I am a fishtarian and i really don't like meat.

by Scott June 17, 2006

ridicuhammered

A state of being so wasted that you can't believe what you've done to yourself. Usually involves mass vomitting. Other symptoms are waking up the next morning and unable to remember half of the previous night.

How did we get home last night? I was ridicuhammered.

by Scott May 15, 2006

jiggle dance

n: a dance in which an overweight male will shake his gut by grasping it firmly with both hands and waving it in a clockwise motion. This is usually accompanied with a leap from left foot to right foot and vice versa, as well as the optional singing of "The Hamster Dance" in slow motion.

When Janitor Bud started his jiggle dance, everyone in the lunchroom lost their appetites.

by Scott May 1, 2006

backordered

something you bought online that is not in stock and you will have to wait months and months to receive your merchandise. you will be very pissed.

wow, the relapse website said my cephalic carnage shirt was in stock when i purchased it, but what i got was an email saying that they received my payment but the item is backordered. god this sucks ass.

by Scott September 28, 2005

alarm

Someone who is clearly homosexual and in denial.

Scott is a total alarm and he doesn't know it.

by Scott June 18, 2005

pistromi

pistromi is something that is cool.
"yo dude that was pistromi"

"yo dude that was pistromi"

by scott May 13, 2005

Puse

pubic sweat on your balls

when your pubes sweat

by scott May 13, 2005