behymen

An imaginary version of a woman's hymen that is inside the anus of every gay man. It is "broken" the first time he is anally penetrated.

I heard Lance Bass broke his beymen last week. Guess who broke it. Joey Fatone.

by Scoots April 14, 2003

Cold-Air Ballooning

Doing Whippets.

I was bored so I sat up in my room cold-air ballooning.

by Scoots January 23, 2003

DSM

Diamond-Star Motors, A now defunct partnership between Chrysler and Mitsubishi. They produced cars that were rebadged multiple times and sold by different nameplates and under different names (The Mitsubishi Eclipse, Eagle Talon, and Plymoth Laser were all the same car).

The Eclipse/Talon/Laser was the most popular DSM car.

by Scoots November 20, 2002

Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 23, 2003

Pink Sleeve

To get your hand stuck in a woman's vagina while fisting.

Dude, I was fisting Rich Tucci's mom, and I wore a pink sleeve for 2 hours.

by Scoots January 23, 2003

Hood Rich

You managed to finance the Escalade for despite your terrible credit, but you don't have any money for gas. You live in your mom's house but wear blingin' chains. TRANSLATION: Someone in the ghetto who spends money they obviously don't have is "Hood Rich". A Repo-man's wet dream.

by Scoots January 23, 2003

muscoot

1) from muscoot farm
2) a silly name for animals
3) something to say when ur high

1) "why are we at muscoot farm?"
2) "come here little muscootie"
3) "shit im stoned! scoot scoot muscoot!"

by scoots December 16, 2004