Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 23, 2003

DSM

Diamond-Star Motors, A now defunct partnership between Chrysler and Mitsubishi. They produced cars that were rebadged multiple times and sold by different nameplates and under different names (The Mitsubishi Eclipse, Eagle Talon, and Plymoth Laser were all the same car).

The Eclipse/Talon/Laser was the most popular DSM car.

by Scoots November 20, 2002

Pink Sleeve

To get your hand stuck in a woman's vagina while fisting.

Dude, I was fisting Rich Tucci's mom, and I wore a pink sleeve for 2 hours.

by Scoots January 23, 2003

poot

1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned

1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot

by scoots November 08, 2004

Delicatessen Movie

A movie where acting is overdone and of poor quality, hence full of Ham and Cheese.

"Yeah, you see that new Shatner flick? It was such a Delicatessen Movie."

by Scoots February 26, 2003

Zed

How the British pronounce the letter "Z".

X, Y, Zed.

by Scoots November 20, 2002

muscoot

1) from muscoot farm
2) a silly name for animals
3) something to say when ur high

1) "why are we at muscoot farm?"
2) "come here little muscootie"
3) "shit im stoned! scoot scoot muscoot!"

by scoots December 16, 2004