ppl

An annoying imbecile's way of saying PEOPLE. Mostly used by geeks and other morons who use "l337" speech.
sum ppl r reely retards 2 use garbij like this wen typing on boards coz it makes thos ppl look like tards.
by sarcastic June 20, 2003
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tekken

by sarcastic February 25, 2003
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Cookie Monster

The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.
Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!
by sarcastic August 28, 2003
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life insurance

The reason why women usually kill their husbands.
Miss. Smith received life imprisonment for killing her husband for the insurance money.
by sarcastic September 02, 2003
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dave chappelle

An incredibly funny comedian who hosts his own show on Comedy Central. Even though his humor caters more towards urban Black-Americans, the sheer talent of Dave, and his wide variety of sketches makes his show well worth it for anyone to watch.
Next, on the Dave Chappelle Show, we focus on the days when "Keepin' It Real" goes horribly wrong.
by sarcastic March 29, 2004
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anthro

A word derived from the ancient Greek word "anthropos", which means HUMAN, having HUMAN characteristics, or relating to HUMAN.

It does NOT relate to lower-order animals.
Now how is it that these deluded furry fanatics use the word anthro to relate to talking animals? Haven't they ever taken Anthropology, or checked the fucking dictionary for the definition of anthro?
by sarcastic July 12, 2004
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American Dream

What a crock of bullshit! Basically it is either;

1) A clever lie designed by the rich to trick the poor into (a) working longer hours for less pay, and to (b) purchase a shitload of useless material goods and services, both of which help give the rich more wealth while further impoverishing the poor.

or

2) Taking over other nations by force, stealing their resources, and installing puppet governments that control the flow of resources to America while destroying the cultures and infrastructure of said conquered nations.
The American Dream is to work 60 hours a week for minimum wage, spiral downwards into debt as a result of being stupid enough to get credit cards and to spend what little money you have on shiny, expensive products that are useless in value and function.
by sarcastic April 02, 2004
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