51 definitions by sandspit

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!
by sandspit September 27, 2007
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Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.
Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!
by sandspit October 23, 2007
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noun: Finger On Button, key-less entry for automobiles, and automobile alarm systems. ubiquitous in North America, the world's leader in automobile theft rates.
Alvin: 'fuck! the battery in my key FOB is dead, I can't even get into my Miata!'
by sandspit September 07, 2007
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noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.
I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.
by sandspit August 27, 2007
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Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.
"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"
by sandspit October 09, 2009
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noun: hot chick that has the special distinction of blue eyes and dark hair.

Alvin was almost shaking in the presence of the nubile blubru at the bar
by sandspit August 27, 2007
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a young woman with a really nice butt hiding it from view because she thinks she's fat.
i sure wish that blonde in jeans would bail that sweater butt!
by sandspit August 27, 2007
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