Definitions by sandspit

spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

spoon boy by sandspit November 25, 2007

dillsack onchin 

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.

at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?

dillsack onchin by sandspit November 25, 2007

Lincoln Aggravator 

Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.

Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!

Lincoln Aggravator by sandspit November 8, 2007

derek call 

to make a bad decision, to exercise poor judgment, make a bad call. Derelict at duty.

President Bush's downright derek call to allow Mexican truckers free access to American highways, was blocked by emergency legislation.

derek call by sandspit November 8, 2007

barrelled 

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.

whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

barrelled by sandspit October 25, 2007

shoulder hopping 

beach slang, the act of cutting a surfer off at the end of a wave, when there is no power left.

"Alvin is a shoulder hopping sponger!"

shoulder hopping by sandspit October 25, 2007

suspension of disbelief 

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.

when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!

suspension of disbelief by sandspit October 18, 2007