Definitions by sandspit

molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.

Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."

molester aura by sandspit December 26, 2009

preview fraud 

when a studio produced feature film gets lambasted in a pre-release preview, then is released as a completely different movie.

'wow, i saw that movie a year ago under a different name, and it was a thriller...not a comedy, that's preview fraud!'

preview fraud by sandspit November 30, 2009

celebrathlete 

an athlete that has attained celebrity status through either their physical prowess, or their off-field shenanigans.

What's the dispatcher code for "rampaging blonde wacking celebrathlete husband with golf club"?

celebrathlete by sandspit November 30, 2009

boneriffic

GLEE, AS PERTAINING TO BONERS AND RIFFIC SHIT...not just sexual, just killer!

Sabrina didn't realize that when I said boneriffic, I wasn't talking about her body, but about the waves...that said, she is still BONERIFFIC!

boneriffic by sandspit November 4, 2009

faguette sandwich 

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

faguette sandwich by sandspit October 9, 2009

LeGrande 

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.

Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL

LeGrande by sandspit November 25, 2007

pennis elbow 

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

pennis elbow by sandspit November 25, 2007