blubru

noun: hot chick that has the special distinction of blue eyes and dark hair.

Alvin was almost shaking in the presence of the nubile blubru at the bar

by sandspit September 17, 2007

flesh nugget

a somewhat demeaning description of a sexy young woman, the distinction being she can not be skinny.

hey...did you see that total flesh nugget over by the pool tables?! damn!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

laggard

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

lag liar

online gamer that constantly blames network lag for their poor performance in game-play. they are are totally outed because the host server must wait for that client's packets to report before anyone's coordinates can update...thus, actually giving the lagger the edge.

xXKILL3RKILL3RXx: my network sucks right now...2 kills and 23 deaths, wtf?!?

sandspit: you lag liar! you have 4 green bars, and this room is 50MS ping. maybe you just suck at MWF2!!! so STFU!

by sandspit December 31, 2009

towel butt

noun: a young woman at the beach, or elsewhere that has a really excellent butt, but thinks she's fat so she hides said butt from view. essentially denying us all from appreciating aformentioned butt.

dude! that insane tan blubru just pulled a full towel butt on us...lame!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

sqwamble

Sqwamble (verb); sqwamble To make a poor attempt at something.

Alvin sqwambled his chances of getting the girls number by constantly talking about himself. sqwamble

by sandspit July 31, 2007