samhain_knight's definitions

whale eye

Polite term for a rusty sheriff's badge.
See Mohagony Knot

Look mate, her whale eye has exhaust burn!

by Samhain_Knight August 6, 2004

turd cutter

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.

Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.

by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.

Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...

by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

Belhaven

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004

fruit boots

1. Gay mans auxillary mode of transportation
2. Weight loss device for yuppies

Pepe gained an extra 2 mph on his fruit boots by shaving off all his body hair and wearing extremely tight pink biking shorts!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Scary Uncle

1)The pediphilic uncle in every family unit that is a bit off and enjoys spending time w/ his nephews alone and unsupervised.

2)A extremely rare and difficult move practiced by participants of MXE

No Bobby, I don't want to spend the night at your house, you have a Scary Uncle.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004