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Definitions by samhain_knight

turd cutter 

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.
Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.
turd cutter by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.
sweater monkies by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004
1) How I like my coffee

2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc...

3) Inventors of the bagpipe

4) Second only to the Scottish!
Hey there Shamish, why don't you Irish up my coffee for me.
Irish by Samhain_Knight December 8, 2004

balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...
balloon knot by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004

Big Breasted Belly Thrasher 

1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....

Belhaven 

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance
Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.
Belhaven by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004

sausage wallet 

It's where I store my Pork Sword.
I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.
sausage wallet by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004