samhain_knight's definitions

fruit boots

1. Gay mans auxillary mode of transportation
2. Weight loss device for yuppies

Pepe gained an extra 2 mph on his fruit boots by shaving off all his body hair and wearing extremely tight pink biking shorts!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Exhaust Burn

The darkening or searing around the rim of your poop chute caused by the expulsion of molten feces and methane gases. This can result in a Harvest Moon and or a Rusty Sheriff's Badge

That chicken head at the club had way too much exhaust burn for me to be tossin her salad!

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

whale eye

Polite term for a rusty sheriff's badge.
See Mohagony Knot

Look mate, her whale eye has exhaust burn!

by Samhain_Knight August 6, 2004

Belhaven

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004

road bobo

1. The act of recieving fellatio while operating a motorized vehicle

It's gonna be a long drive baby, you may now commence with the road bobo!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

arkansas waterfall

1. A hip and fashionalbe hairstlye sported by folks indegionous to the American south or anyone who watches NASCAR for that matter.

2. See mullet, Norco Neckwarmer.

Man I need to get my AW permed!

by Samhain_Knight May 4, 2005

Double Knee'd Knob Gobbler

A chicken head or a fellatious woman.

I made that Swamp Donkey I met at the bar last night give me a double knee'd knob gobbler.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004