Double Knee'd Knob Gobbler

A chicken head or a fellatious woman.

I made that Swamp Donkey I met at the bar last night give me a double knee'd knob gobbler.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

tar star

Refering to a paticular style of whale eye, in which there is severe discoloration, aka exhaust burn, Is a precursor to a Rusty Sheriff's Badge and a Harvest Moon.

I wanna be the first kid on my block to get all up in Bunqueefa's tar star.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

ebony rhythm stick

Black mans Womb Snake or Uterus Worm.

Yo shawty, can you play the ebony rhythm stick?

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

turd burgler

Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.

Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!

by Samhain_Knight July 27, 2004

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.

Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...

by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004

mahogany knot

1. Mr. Anus!
2. Your turd cutter, tar star, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
3. Term describing an idividual's sphincter that is a nice shade of brown, with a hint of redness. Kinda like devil's food cake.
4. An individuals corn hole who suffers from acute exhaust burn.

I heard the pygmy bushmen of the African plains have the most splendid mahogany knots!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005