Definitions by samhain_knight
turd cutter
1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.
2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.
3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..
4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.
2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.
3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..
4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.
turd cutter by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005
sweater monkies
1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.
2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere
3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere
3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,
sweater monkies by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004
Irish
1) How I like my coffee
2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc...
3) Inventors of the bagpipe
4) Second only to the Scottish!
2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc...
3) Inventors of the bagpipe
4) Second only to the Scottish!
Irish by Samhain_Knight December 8, 2004
balloon knot
Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
balloon knot by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004
Big Breasted Belly Thrasher
1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....
Big Breasted Belly Thrasher by Samhain_Knight September 3, 2004
Belhaven
A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance
Belhaven by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004