Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently
by Ryan April 20, 2005
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pseudointellectual

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.
As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.
by Ryan March 09, 2005
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asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
by Ryan December 29, 2004
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vandangler

when a parrot mixes with a turkey and they have a gobbler hanging from their neck. these creatures own lakes but vandanglers grow off of these lakes. vandanglers are kind of snakelike.
there is hair everywhere..... except on his vandangler.
by ryan June 01, 2004
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beanglish

Showing no regard for grammar and punctuation when posting in online forums. Usually takes more than 2 times to read through and decipher the intent of the post.
Wtf did you just say are you typeing beanglish
by Ryan September 19, 2004
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mec

The act of being caught looking at someone by that person, or catching someone looking at you.
Ryan tends to mec with people, he is quite the mecer.
by Ryan October 27, 2004
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kill it

Basically the same as saying "I'd ravage that pussy/dick".
Aaron's mom is hot, I'd kill it!
by Ryan May 07, 2004
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