ryan's definitions

Boobies

What I desire a lot of the time, though I rather prefer booty more often. These are the big or small squishy attractive things on a girl's/woman's chest.
Also see fun bags, jugs, boobs, tits, and knockers.

I liked to stare at her boobies a lot

by Ryan December 1, 2004

schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.

"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!

by Ryan September 25, 2004

girl poo

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.

Someone was just in the bathroom; all I can smell is girl poo.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California!

by Ryan September 28, 2003

drop a kulas

to move owns bowels many times in one sitting. usually for a longer than 5 min. this usually occurs at least 4 times in one day

He went to go drop a kulas.

by ryan December 7, 2004

werdiggity

Created by Chris Ansari of Cambridge, Ontario.

Variant of Word.

Can you dig it?
Werdiggity.

by Ryan January 24, 2005

structive

It is not constructive, it is not destructive. An act (often of minor vandalism) that doesn't really cause any harm but also isn't really productive, either.

They used stencils to professionally paint house numbers on to the street (like on the sidewalks in California and other suburban areas).

by Ryan December 7, 2003