ryan's definitions

newport

Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

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by Ryan September 17, 2005

hamburglar

a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.

"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"

by Ryan September 13, 2005

Mattapoisett

A town in Massachusetts that is "special", filled with old people and stupid skater kids who dress like they are black. Home to the shittiest school district in the world.

Kid - You live in Mattapoisett
Mattapoisetten-Yes
Kid - That Sucks

by Ryan August 31, 2005

timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

by Ryan June 19, 2005

sni

sni is an abreviation for spontanious nut itch, also known as spontanious nad itch. which simply means a random itching of the testicular area. this includes the pubic area and genitalia

"BAHHHHHHHHHHH i just got a major SNI, scratch my nuts for me will ya?"

by ryan June 5, 2005

Kentucky

A state that is one of the only four "commonwealths" in the United States. It was the first western state, being settled in the 1770s, and becoming a state in 1792. It currently has the Nation's 16th largest city: Louisville, with around 690,000 people. The Commonwealth is famous for it's bourbon, coal mining, beautiful thoroughbred horses, pretty girls, rich Civil War and frontiers history, The Hatfield-McCoy Feud, Barbecue (in Owensboro), Corvettes, Bluegrass music, some of the country's finest soldiers ever produced, and it's major role in the Underground Railroad.
Following the end of the Civil War, Kentucky began to be corrupted by a handful of pro-Southern Confederate soldiers who returned to Kentucky and somehow got control of the state legislature, the courts, etc. These ex-Confederate Rebel "leaders" manipulated a large portion of the more than one million residents of the Commonwealth into thinking like them, getting involved in their culture, and everything else representative of exclusively The South. These are the same people (Confederates) who led destructive raids through the state that resulted in the destruction of rail lines and bridges, burning and plundering of private property, businesses, barns, etc., and sometimes even the harrassment of the local citizenry. Not to mention that the Southerners and pro-Southern Kentuckians were the ones who started the War in the Bluegrass by first treading upon neutral (and mainly Unionist) soil, and threatening the safety and lives of Kentuckian families.

Yes, harassment of citizens and destruction of property occurred in the Southern states (doesn't include Kentucky), but the difference was that these were Southern, Confederate states, and the majority of the citizens there were against the Union and the North. Kentucky was not like this, so it was rather unethical and wrong for that political and cultural shift to happen.

by Ryan May 24, 2005

far

The pronunciation of "fire" that is popular and not uncommon in the Midwest (mainly Kentucky, Indiana, and Ohio), Pennsylvania, and the South. Derived from the pronunciation of "fire" used by Scot-Irish immigrants and Americans moving west of the Alleghanies, of whom a great number of the people in several of these regions and parts of these states are descended from.

I'm gonna set yer ass on FAR, BITCH!!!

by Ryan May 24, 2005