Black Cracker

A black person, although black on the outside has the personality and appearance of a white person.
by Ryan March 22, 2005
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Eben

1. chinese for abnormally retarded
by ryan August 21, 2003
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Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 14, 2004
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Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.
"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"
by Ryan December 20, 2003
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Pussy Blinders

In refrence to some one who is pussy whooped by there girl friend. AKA Cole
by Ryan February 13, 2004
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Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".
My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!
by Ryan February 01, 2005
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sarah-jane jeshmitha

Very strong but soft hearted person. Will do everything she can to make others smile but no one can understand her pain which she will not show. She is a perfectionist. Her weakness is her partner. If she gets close to something it is very hard for her to let go. Besides being friendly and smart she is very soft hearted.
If i had a Sarah-Jane Jeshmitha i would die to keep her safe and happy.
by Ryan December 29, 2017
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