ryan's definitions

Austin

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

by RYAN July 23, 2004

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

Saadict

Someone who is adicted to Sard Wonder Soap and is constantly cleaning with Sard Wonder Soap.. They live their life by it.

"my mum is doing the washing agin...i think shes a saadict"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

Ry

Short for the name Ryan.

Ry come here its time for dinner.

by Ryan August 15, 2004

lions tail

Lions tail is a plant that is considered a weed and can reach up to 25 feet tall. The latin name is Leonotis leonorus. It can be used to ease pre-menstural discomfort, but it is more often used as a legal substitute to Cannabis.

"Lets go smoke some weed". "Nah, I dont want to get in trouble. Lets smoke some Lions tail".

by Ryan June 19, 2006

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004