ryan's definitions

wonk

wonk is another word for wank

"I wonked my self silly lastnight

by Ryan August 26, 2004

1 inch

small penis

I hear he's sporting a "1 inch"!

by Ryan May 5, 2003

snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

by Ryan September 2, 2006

knuckle dime

when your A-Z-N roomate falls off the top bunk!

Yosh totally just knuckle dimed

by ryan April 3, 2004

Foceee

Anyone who had had relations with Oky

"i slept with Oky last night. im such a Focee"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

crawler

an uncut cock.

Jason has a small crawler.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

g unit

what you say when you see ur grandma sewing

(you see your grandma sewing and say to her) "g unit"

by ryan December 28, 2003