ryan's definitions

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003

bm

whoever the fuck said babys momma is a dumbass, its birth mother

Although living with her father and step-mother, her BM is still alive and living in LA.

by ryan September 6, 2004

Vumpler

A word you can use anywhere.

A seller of vumps.

Get that vumpler out of here! He's trying to sell vumps!

Mothervumpler

Shawshank Revumpler

by Ryan April 29, 2003

Waz 2 da Qaz

The supreme definition of cool. A short guy that can perform very heroic feats such as suck his own penis. I have seen it before, i have it on videotape, i have masturbated to the video. He can also orgasm for hours. I have that also on video tape.

Hey look at that hot guy, doesnt he remind u of a Waz 2 da Qaz, come on lets take off our pants and masturbate to that guy

by Ryan August 21, 2003

esp

Eletric Shock Protection. This is found is walkmans and other protable cd players. It keeps the cd from skipping

My Walkman dosent have ESP. Every time I fucking move it the cd skips.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

pomo

an aesthetic style characterized by overt (and usually obnoxiously cartoonish) semantic references, deriving from the postmodernist period of architecture and design (the 80's).

Venturi's newest house is far too pomo for my taste

by ryan March 23, 2004

d20

1: A 20 sided die. 2: A gaming system devloped to play Dungeons and Dragons and other table-top RPGs.

1: Roll a d20.
2: We could play Star Wars d20 or Modern d20.

by Ryan March 2, 2004