ryan's definitions

pedoperv

Serenity, too, because she's actually a 44 year old woman with an obsession over Ryan's hair.

Serenity, stop being such a pedoperv!

by Ryan January 3, 2005

hooplah

false. full of crap. a bunch of baloney.

Oh that's a bunch of hooplah. (again, best said with a gay twang)

by Ryan March 7, 2003

lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.

Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

aguas

Mexican spanish for 'be careful.'

Aguas, cocho! (be careful, man!)

by ryan August 10, 2003

beef straps

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.

Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!

by Ryan August 13, 2003

metrobisexual

joey t. is metrobisexual

joey likes men and women

by ryan December 11, 2004

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004