ryan's definitions
An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.
by Ryan December 15, 2004
Get the Wedges, themug. All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.
I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
Get the performance loadmug. Lions tail is a plant that is considered a weed and can reach up to 25 feet tall. The latin name is Leonotis leonorus. It can be used to ease pre-menstural discomfort, but it is more often used as a legal substitute to Cannabis.
by Ryan June 19, 2006
Get the lions tailmug. When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.
by ryan February 26, 2004
Get the clown punchmug. An awesome Progressive/Arena rock band from Chicago. They're peak in popularity and album sales was between 1982 and the late 80s. The related bands in their genre are: Foreigner, Journey, and Starship. Survivor's greatest songs were: High On You, Poor Man's Son, Is This Love, Eye of The Tiger, and The Search Is Over. You must check this band out.
"Eye of The Tiger" was featured in the Rocky soundtrack. "Vital Signs" is the finest Survivor album.
by Ryan August 11, 2004
Get the Survivormug. Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning
Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag
by Ryan December 11, 2003
Get the duche bagmug. The supreme definition of cool. A short guy that can perform very heroic feats such as suck his own penis. I have seen it before, i have it on videotape, i have masturbated to the video. He can also orgasm for hours. I have that also on video tape.
Hey look at that hot guy, doesnt he remind u of a Waz 2 da Qaz, come on lets take off our pants and masturbate to that guy
by Ryan August 21, 2003
Get the Waz 2 da Qazmug.