ryan's definitions

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

by Ryan April 14, 2004

BMW M3

A car that no other can compare to. The Luxury of BMWs and the speed the exceeds that of a Corvette.

My BMW M3 is better than your Benz.

by Ryan March 18, 2003

chalnez santos

1.an any size crap or poo that happens to clog up the toilet
2.the full name of that funny brazilian kid at my school

1.hey janitor i just took a chalnez in the bathroom get to work
2.that kid is so brazilian

by ryan November 28, 2003

Dadahmdoggotdame

The act of criticizing a homosexual(s). Only able to be said by someone who has recently Fricca Fricca Ye'd.

Dah damn dog got de me!

by ryan September 30, 2004

mo mo

eliphant testical

by ryan May 22, 2003

Love Handles

The areas of extra fat that hang or slightly bulge from the sides, and are also the little rolls on the lower back. Both men and women can have these.
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH

That girl's love handles are so cute....Damn look at those curves!

by Ryan August 13, 2004

oopsie

While farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but I had an oopsie instead!

by Ryan August 21, 2002