ryan's definitions

Corey Harris

Also known as a fetus, one who is constant when saying, doing, or just attempting stupid things. One who may engulf any digestible matter within arms reach. May be relative to jesus.

That faget fetus just ate all my food!

by ryan December 5, 2003

pressed

to pressure a member of the opposite sex or same sex for reasons of sexual favors.

Yo, i pressed that hoe sally. She put out like a loose slot in vegas.

by Ryan March 28, 2005

Volumtious Scrumcious

A word to describe parts of woman.. or mens body or whatever else you may have a fetish for......

Damn that goat has a Volumtious Scrumcious reer end.

by Ryan May 5, 2004

finesseful

a term used to describe one who performs a task with such finesse, that they achieve sublime perfection in that particular task

in taking that catch, Ryan provided a finesseful display of skill

by ryan October 16, 2004

Boobies

What I desire a lot of the time, though I rather prefer booty more often. These are the big or small squishy attractive things on a girl's/woman's chest.
Also see fun bags, jugs, boobs, tits, and knockers.

I liked to stare at her boobies a lot

by Ryan December 1, 2004

governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California!

by Ryan September 28, 2003

schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.

"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!

by Ryan September 25, 2004