ryan's definitions

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

tick

To get some playing time in a sports game.

That dude is garbage. He gets no tick.

by Ryan December 8, 2003

spowned

so powned....just a variation of owned

Yo i just cam up behind u and spowned u in HALO.

by Ryan December 23, 2004

wambagon

Very ugly fat stupid female.

That fat hoe is a Wambagon. or That Wambagon is a Nacka

by Ryan September 5, 2003

Zup

A lurker who has spontaneous insight. Rarely chats, but has strong views on several subjects. Generally is well liked by those that know them.

He's such a zup! Why can't he just be like us and flame the hell out of everyone?

by Ryan March 6, 2005

durp

another word for dumb ass

ryan, your such a durp.

by ryan November 26, 2003

Redneck

The group that makes up about 50% of the population in Owensboro/Daviess Co., Kentucky. The Midwest and the South obviously both mix AND clash here, causing scattered conflicts. The damn people I had to deal with and be harassed by for several consecutive years throughout my middle to high school years. They have given me bad memories and took years off the end of my life. I hate them.
Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.

The Agricultural Class hallways in high schools are full of Rednecks.

by Ryan August 11, 2004