ryan's definitions

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

superlishus do fo

1. Awesome, wih great emphasis.

That's superlishus do fo.

by Ryan February 23, 2005

Renis

an improper writing of "penis" attributed to a refrigerator at Born in America Restaurant and Pizza Kitchen.

"What does that say on the fridge... renis?"

by Ryan March 18, 2004

snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"

by Ryan August 5, 2004

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

pressed

to pressure a member of the opposite sex or same sex for reasons of sexual favors.

Yo, i pressed that hoe sally. She put out like a loose slot in vegas.

by Ryan March 28, 2005

hateself

The state at which you have no control over whether you like yourself or not. You don't care whether you live or die. You don't care whether others live or die. You don't care about much at all.

I'm in a really hateself mood today. I kind of don't want to live anymore.

by ryan November 7, 2004