rory's definitions

poon

Means your foreskin, the part of your penis that gets cut off when you're circumcised.

He didn't have any poon on him

by Rory May 13, 2005

gay old time

1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.

2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.

3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.

1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.

2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.

by Rory December 18, 2004

Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by Rory September 3, 2007

warhum

a greetin that the Jamaicans like (wots up)

warhum homey wot happenin

by rory February 13, 2004

natapong

A huge, Asian gorilla that is capable of owning in CS. Are said to be found along the coasts of Western North America and many countries throughout Asia.

Dude you just got pwn'D by a natapong...

by rory September 26, 2004

Truxors

A term used in Burnout Revenge. A person who knocks alot of trucks over in a race.

"Wow Timmy, you are the Truxors"

by Rory November 7, 2005

bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

by Rory September 14, 2003