robert's definitions

inner gayness

What a guy has when he is not gay but he can distinct if a guy is attractive or not. Does NOT mean guy is gay.

Omg your inner gayness is showing!

by ROBERT January 9, 2015

crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

by robert January 18, 2005

Austin, TX

The most awesome place possible, home to the best University ever. heaven

I want to go to Austin, TX to live.

by Robert March 12, 2004

soseh

someone nice and crasy and cute that is to fightery my love

a soseh will come in ur life and swipe u off ur feet

by Robert October 10, 2004

kancles

When the calf meets the ankle and there is no prescence of an achilles tendon. Mostley seen in fat or obese people.

"Did you see the kancles on that woman?"

by Robert March 13, 2005

Shagari

an abnormally tall and ugly man who can't control the volume or pitch of his voice; has no athletic ability; a native of the Tinka tribe in Western Nigeria; enjoys hunting gazelles and having sex with zebras; will occasionally block a shot or two but come on his arm are fucking 8 feet long

Shagari is probably the worst player in college basketball.

Did you see that kindergartner school Shagari.

by Robert March 26, 2005

:.O

The sad and shocked face.

"DarkRoyals" Member d00d has killed Robert.
"DarkRoyals" has won the siege!
ClanRobert: :.O we lost!

by Robert December 11, 2004