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1.A member of an Aegean people who settled ancient Philistia around the 12th century B.C.

2. Anyone that is considered "uncultured" by the educated elite
Homer Simpson is a philistine
by renton August 22, 2004

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Used to denote an atmosphere of confusion and extreme workload in an office environment. Is offen used in alert level notices.
NOC Current Alert Level: Shit Carnival
by Renton December 03, 2004

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Stands for Dick Sucking Lips, lips that are excellent for preforming fellatio.
Wow, that hottie has mad dsl, I'd like to get a hummer from her.
by renton August 29, 2004

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Used when trying to convey that something is huge and powerful but deliciously evil. Usually associated with corporations or countries that produce very advanced, useful products but have a dark side to them.
Microsoft sure does produce some great software but they sure are evil. They are Hitlericious!
by Renton December 03, 2004

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A cheap crap shirt that consists of one primary colour covering the whole shirt with no brand names, something a small medium build,chipped toothed with facial hair kid would wear to the beach.
Search dictionary for fisewel
by Renton October 24, 2003

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To 'Bird-it' means to Act like a twat and flirt.
Having 10m wide sideburns and kicking a girl in the leg then saying "errrrrrrr plz dont hurt me" would be flirting a bit.
by Renton October 24, 2003

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Fig
Rhymes with fig.....Must be pig
gerd bird
by Renton October 24, 2003

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