reckanize

(v.) 1. To acknowledge recognition of someone known. (exp.) 2. Said when a familiar person is seen to greet them or to exercise superiority.

"He reckanized her." "HEY, BROTHA! RECKANIZE!" "HA! I ownz0r J00! RECKANIZE!"

by Razukin December 01, 2002

Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

by Razukin December 02, 2002

logic

(n.) 1. Forcing a cylindrical block through a square hole.

"I don't understand your logic!" "What do you mean? By collectively evaluating my facts, it's perfectly logical that Bill Clinton was a good president!"

by Razukin December 04, 2002

sciensy

(n.) BS that sounds so accurate and technical that some may be convinced it's actually the truth.

"Drew Carey can't lose weight because the air he ingests has a chemical reaction with his digestive system, producing more fat." "Wow! Really!?" "Nope, just throwin' some sciensy at ya!" "Argh! I am fooled!"

by Razukin December 03, 2002

Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 02, 2002

ownz0r

(v.) 1. To completely own. 2. To completely own at.

"I ownz0r j00! reckanize my talent!"
"I ownz0r this game!"

by Razukin December 01, 2002

everybody else

(n.) 1. You know. Those other people who aren't as unique as you.

"Man, they conform so much!" "Oh, you mean everybody else?" "Yeah!"

by Razukin December 02, 2002