razukin's definitions

Profanese

(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.

to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

digestive system

See Drew Carey's digestive system

by Razukin December 2, 2002

FOGEDDABODDIT!

(exp., v.) The most common word of Profanese. It can:

a) tell someone to not worry about something
b) tell someone to forget about something
c) tell someone to stop talking
d) be a response to how you doin'?
e) be a response to you talkin' ta me?
f) comfort a distressed person

"Shit, my fucking kaah broke down!"
"FOGEDDABODDIT!"
"Tanks."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

rectify

(v., tr./intr.) 1. To correct, make right. 2. To anally invade another.

"We rectified the problem so it was rectified after that." "Last night she was soooo rectified."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

tanks

(n.) 1. Profanese variation of "thanks". Used to express gratitude, very rare to hear from Profanese.

"Tanks."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

conform

(n.) 1. To act like a human. 2. To not follow Dodge's advice.

"Why do you conform?" "becuz it izz kewl!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

fuckload

(n.) 1. A whole fucking lot.

"I got a fuckload of money from winning the lottery."

by Razukin December 1, 2002