Definitions by razukin

Dere 

(n.) 1. Some New Yorker trying to say "There."

"Is it here?" "No, it's dere." "Where?" "Dere!" "I don't understand..." "FOGEDDABODDIT!"

Dere by Razukin December 1, 2002

lottery 

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

lottery by Razukin December 1, 2002

shithole 

(n.) A really, really crappy place to live. No pun intended. Well, maybe sorta.

"I hate living in this shithole!" "Oh, you're from the United States of America too?"

shithole by Razukin December 1, 2002

FOGEDDABODDIT!

(exp., v.) The most common word of Profanese. It can:

a) tell someone to not worry about something
b) tell someone to forget about something
c) tell someone to stop talking
d) be a response to how you doin'?
e) be a response to you talkin' ta me?
f) comfort a distressed person

"Shit, my fucking kaah broke down!"
"FOGEDDABODDIT!"
"Tanks."

FOGEDDABODDIT! by Razukin December 1, 2002

Congress 

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

Congress by Razukin December 1, 2002

tanks 

(n.) 1. Profanese variation of "thanks". Used to express gratitude, very rare to hear from Profanese.

"Tanks."

tanks by Razukin December 1, 2002

conform 

(n.) 1. To act like a human. 2. To not follow Dodge's advice.

"Why do you conform?" "becuz it izz kewl!"

conform by Razukin December 1, 2002