sciensy 

(n.) BS that sounds so accurate and technical that some may be convinced it's actually the truth.

"Drew Carey can't lose weight because the air he ingests has a chemical reaction with his digestive system, producing more fat." "Wow! Really!?" "Nope, just throwin' some sciensy at ya!" "Argh! I am fooled!"

sciensy by Razukin December 2, 2002

sciency 

of a scientific nature

A hybrid kitten/butterfly background is cool because it is sciency.

sciency by JSquiggle August 14, 2010

sciency 

Stuff that normal people dont understand and will never understand!

This shit is too sciency for me! whatevs!

sciency by redfj December 21, 2016

scienstific 

Of or pertaining to scienstificness.
Regulated by or conforming to the principles employed by scienstitions. See scienstition.

"Yo man, that's some scienstific shit right there"

scienstific by P.h.D - Player Hater Degree April 29, 2010

Sciency 

The term used when something seems unlikely, peculiar, ‘fishy’, ‘shady’.

It stems from the deep bias festering at the core of the scientific practice.

Consequently, all conspiracy type theories are hereby coined ‘sciency’. By the same token all conspiracy theorist are now scientists.

Moishy: Bro, the theory of Evolution gives me sciency vibes.

Rupert: Mate, your starting to sound like a scientist.

Sciency by NotVonNeumann November 12, 2021

Scienspiracy Theory

A framework describing the uncritical acceptance of scientific consensus as beyond question, combined with the dismissal of any scientific inquiry that challenges dominant paradigms as “pseudoscience” or “denialism.” Scienspiracy theory treats science not as a fallible, self-correcting process but as a monolithic source of revealed truth. It discourages genuine scientific skepticism by labeling any questioning of orthodox views as anti-science. Unlike science itself (which thrives on challenge), scienspiracy theory is a faith in the current consensus as final.

Example: “He presented a legitimate methodological critique of a widely cited study; the response was ‘you’re just a science denier.’ Scienspiracy theory: treating scientific consensus as dogma immune to critique.”

Scienspiracy Theory by Abzugal March 27, 2026