Definitions by rapmasta

HQ 

Shortform for "headquarters".

Officer Smith: We've got some new orders from HQ -- we are to proceed with caution to the bank at East and Main.

Officer Jones: 10-4

HQ by rapmasta April 21, 2004

fo sheezy, hematocheezy 

A statement of acknowledgement, occurring with or without thoughtful head-nodding, that follows the question "Does this patient have blood mixed in with his stool?" Often overheard at St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto.

Doctor: "All right, everyone. Now that we have ruled out epistaxis and melena, would it be fair to say that the blood mixed in with the stool is in fact hematochezia?"

Hip-Hop Medical student "fo sheezy, hematocheezy."

fo sheezy, hematocheezy by rapmasta April 8, 2004

Lahore 

A city in Pakistan whose name is half English and half French.

It'll be AT LEAST a couple days before I head back to Amsterdam. I know -- I'll go to Lahore!

Lahore by rapmasta February 27, 2004

kaffir 

Also spelled 'kafir', kaffir is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kaffirs in an Islamic state with kaffirs being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.

"Well, kaffir, it's the sword or the knife -- your choice."

"My head or my foreskin? Who needs the religion of my ancestors? I guess you can call me Ali al-Agraba now!"

kaffir by rapmasta January 17, 2004

DRE 

Digital Rectal Examination. A procedure in which the examiner's lubricated index finger is inserted into the rectum of a patient in the left lateral decubitus postion. Done in order to check for cancer or hypertrophy of the prostate (in men), metastatic cancer to the rectouterine Pouch of Douglas (in women), and rectocolonic cancer (both sexes).

"I've been having some problems with my prostate, so I went to dr.dre to get it checked out."

DRE by rapmasta December 15, 2003

pornucopia 

Porn in such outstanding variety and quantity that you shoot your wad at the very thought of the abundance.

This Thanksgiving I shall enjoy a pornucopia of earth-shattering delight.... ungh-unngghh-unnnnggghhh... ahhhh.

... need to get a mop now.

pornucopia by rapmasta December 10, 2003

kicks 

Sneakers, "running shoes"

For sheazy ma neazy! You gots some fly-ass kicks!

kicks by rapmasta November 5, 2003