newage

Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "newage" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.
Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak coffee.
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Kopi Luwak

A type of coffee whose production requires the gastrointestinal skills of the common palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) also known as the lewak. It is indigenous to rainforests from northern India to the Phillipines.

The luwak is frequently seen climbing coffee trees where it eats the coffee cherries. The cat is unable to digest them, so the beans pass through the cat's digestive system unscathed and into its droppings. Coffee plantations on three islands in Indonesia collect the beans from the feces.

Experts say the luwak likes to eat the ripest and reddest coffee beans, which are the best ones for brewing. The cat eats the outer covering of the beans in the same way that de-pulping machines process the beans.

Billed as the most expensive coffee in the world, the price is approxinately $600 per pound for "Kopi Luwak" coffee beans, billed as one of the rarest beverages in the world.

Only 500 lbs (227 kg) of the beans are produced every year.
Kopi Luwak is "good to the last dropping". It is "earthy and bold" with a "complex" and "gamey" flavour.
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gotsta

A Vanilla-Ice-style way of saying "I/you/her/she/we/they" must.
The slowest selling album of all time "Screech gotsta get fonky."
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the cat's meow

Archaic 1920s American slang that in various contexts refers to one or more of "excellent", "stylish", or "impressive to the ladies".

Synonymous with the cat's pyjamas and the bees' knees.
George, your zoot suit is quite the cat's meow! Perhaps now you will have a chance of capturing the attention of that flapper Matilda, she of the crimson ankle-baring swimsuit!
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HQ

Shortform for "headquarters".
Officer Smith: We've got some new orders from HQ -- we are to proceed with caution to the bank at East and Main.

Officer Jones: 10-4
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fonky

A Vanilla-Ice-style way of saying funky.
The slowest selling album of all time is "Screech gotsta get fonky."
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Lahore

A city in Pakistan whose name is half English and half French.
It'll be AT LEAST a couple days before I head back to Amsterdam. I know -- I'll go to Lahore!
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