randy's definitions

shister

Someone who is greedy with weed and hooks up on small sacks and never smokes anyone out.

Man, I hate that fuckin shister Zack.

by Randy August 31, 2003

the deren

getting a girl intoxicated enough to sleep in your bed. then you both take off your pants and sleep side by side in only underwear but do not cuddle or touch.

steven pulls the deren on any given saturday night with any given girl.

by randy January 22, 2004

shiggidibug

A creature that was made to love life but ended up as a normal teenager that hated his life... People say you can see him floating around the internet

I hate Shiggidibug, he is always on aim

by randy February 3, 2003

Starsky

cool,tight, everythings alright.

Those new J's are starsky.

by Randy June 12, 2004

yar

Commonly used by ass kicking pirates.

Yar, I just ate your kids and plunder your village!

by Randy July 24, 2003

dentfuck

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.

Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.

by Randy June 21, 2004

greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like

my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.

by Randy December 2, 2004