rOb's definitions

fas

1. "Fetal alcohol syndrome"
characterized by drowsy looking eyes that are unusually spaced out on a face. Not to be confused with akimow or akimo

2. "fat ass shit"
the shit that comes out of an overweight ass.

Jim: I heard you got fas
Rob: shut up. I got akimow
Jim: that's the same thing you retard
Rob: I thought you meant "fat ass shit"
Jim: No, that's what Marty produces after he takes off his bastedo
Rob: I thought that was bukake?
Jim: It's spelled bukkake akimow

by Rob January 25, 2005

Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde

The 4 most awesome bad-graffics ghosts EVER!

Dammit. Blinky just killed Pac-Man. But he's still 25% awesome.

by Rob May 13, 2005

bisexual

a word made up to mean "attracted to both sexes". for men, its usually a half way stage to becoming gay. for girls, its a term used to get the guy they want

men: "dave, i think i might be bisexual"
girls "will you fancy me more if i say im bisexual ;) "

by rob September 13, 2003

Grundle

The area between the scrotum and anus

Lick my grundle

by Rob January 14, 2004

gibson les paul

The greatest guitar ever made. A normal Les Paul has a maple, single cutaway body, Plated humbucking pickups, 22 frets and a rosewood fingerboard.

Guitar player 1: Hey man, I got a Fender Strat
Guitar player 2: That is pathetic compared to my Gibson Les Paul.

by Rob January 19, 2005

humpsex

both humping and sexing

Rob humbsexed emory, emory giggled.

by Rob July 13, 2003

swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003