by quan cao tien August 26, 2010
by quan cao tien October 05, 2010
Formerly, this city was the capital of Republic of Vietnam. Saigon was called "the Pearl of the Far East" or "Paris in the Orient". In 1976, upon the establishment of the unified communist Socialist Republic of Vietnam, the city of Saigon (including Cholon), the province of Gia Ðịnh and two suburban districts of two other nearby provinces were combined to create Hồ Chí Minh City in honour of the late communist leader. Now, Ho Chi Minh City, formerly Sai Gon, is very cosmopolitan. Here in HCMC, you can find a lot of communities such as the Chinese one in Cho Lon area, the working-classes near the industrial zones, the upper class in District 7, to name but a few.
You call those things happiness", the Vietnamese said, "then you two still don't understand life at all. Imagine this. You are sleeping soundly at night in Saigon. Then suddenly you loud voices of the friends, 'man, wake up and open the door!'. Awaked with curiosity, you rush out and open the door. Right there, your pals ask you to join them and drink at a pavement diner over night.
by quan cao tien August 18, 2010
Q: Who decides that a person is important enough to use the V.I.P. lounge at Heathrow airport and what are the criteria?
A: Nope, V.I.P. stands for “Very Impolite Person”.
A: Nope, V.I.P. stands for “Very Impolite Person”.
by quan cao tien June 30, 2010
I WLTM if teh following MARRIAGE TERMS AND CONDITIONS are met:
• Please if U see me upset as one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say 'get over it, its only a game', or 'don't worry, they'll win next time'. If U say these things, U will only make me angrier and I’ll luv U less. Remember, U will nave ever kno more about fitba than me and your so called 'words of encouragement' will only lead to a break up or divorce. It’d be a good idea for U to keep at least 2 six packs in teh fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please don’t make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch teh games. In return, U will be allowed to use teh TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game dat I missed during teh day.
• Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings dat requires my attendance because:
I won’t go…However, if my pals invite us to their house on a Sun to watch a game, we’ll be there in a flash.
• If U have to pass by in front of teh TV during a game, for an important reason such as preparing snacks or getting in teh beers, I don't mind, as long as U crawl along teh floor.
• During teh games I’ll be blinkered to match. U can’t expect me to listen to U, it will nave happen.
• And finally, please save yr expressions such as: 'Thank God teh fitba season’s only every 4 years'. I’m immune to these words, b’coz after this comes teh Champions League, Premier League...
• Please if U see me upset as one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say 'get over it, its only a game', or 'don't worry, they'll win next time'. If U say these things, U will only make me angrier and I’ll luv U less. Remember, U will nave ever kno more about fitba than me and your so called 'words of encouragement' will only lead to a break up or divorce. It’d be a good idea for U to keep at least 2 six packs in teh fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please don’t make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch teh games. In return, U will be allowed to use teh TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game dat I missed during teh day.
• Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings dat requires my attendance because:
I won’t go…However, if my pals invite us to their house on a Sun to watch a game, we’ll be there in a flash.
• If U have to pass by in front of teh TV during a game, for an important reason such as preparing snacks or getting in teh beers, I don't mind, as long as U crawl along teh floor.
• During teh games I’ll be blinkered to match. U can’t expect me to listen to U, it will nave happen.
• And finally, please save yr expressions such as: 'Thank God teh fitba season’s only every 4 years'. I’m immune to these words, b’coz after this comes teh Champions League, Premier League...
by quan cao tien August 09, 2010
Two dudes are in red light district one night.
Dude 1: Wow, it is a place to be, man!
Dude 2: Yeah, you kno…hey, BMW!
Dude 1: Wow, it is a place to be, man!
Dude 2: Yeah, you kno…hey, BMW!
by quan cao tien July 13, 2010
BMW stands for:
‘Bye, My Wife’
‘Bring More Women’
'Born Moderately Wealthy’
'Brings Me Women'
'Broke My Wallet'
'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder'
'Best Motorcycle Worldwide'
'Bring Money With you'
'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels'
'Business Money and Women'
‘Be My Wife’
‘Big Morning Woody’
‘Black Magic Woman’
‘Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore’
‘Big Money Works’
‘Bastard Money Weilders’
‘Beastly Monstrous Wonder’
‘Beyond My Wages’
‘Blow Money Willingly’
‘Big Monthly Wage’
‘Beautiful Models Wanted’
‘Buy More Women’
‘Big Mexican Wiener’
‘Big Mexican Wang’
‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’
‘Buff My Wood’
‘Buy Me Wanker’
‘Big Mexican Woman’
‘Below Minimum Wage’
‘Bus Metro & Walk’
‘Big Meaty Women’
‘Bitchin',Moanin', Whinin'/’Boring Me Wholeheartedly’
‘Big Muscular Wiener’
‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and
‘Big Military Wife’.
‘Bye, My Wife’
‘Bring More Women’
'Born Moderately Wealthy’
'Brings Me Women'
'Broke My Wallet'
'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder'
'Best Motorcycle Worldwide'
'Bring Money With you'
'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels'
'Business Money and Women'
‘Be My Wife’
‘Big Morning Woody’
‘Black Magic Woman’
‘Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore’
‘Big Money Works’
‘Bastard Money Weilders’
‘Beastly Monstrous Wonder’
‘Beyond My Wages’
‘Blow Money Willingly’
‘Big Monthly Wage’
‘Beautiful Models Wanted’
‘Buy More Women’
‘Big Mexican Wiener’
‘Big Mexican Wang’
‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’
‘Buff My Wood’
‘Buy Me Wanker’
‘Big Mexican Woman’
‘Below Minimum Wage’
‘Bus Metro & Walk’
‘Big Meaty Women’
‘Bitchin',Moanin', Whinin'/’Boring Me Wholeheartedly’
‘Big Muscular Wiener’
‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and
‘Big Military Wife’.
*Chayton: U kno, I will buy a kew BMW because it more often than not has many meanings.
*Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros!
*Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right!
*Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros!
*Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right!
by quan cao tien August 06, 2010