public2's definitions

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

It's just a draft, bro!

A phrase executives say after saying something insensitive on text, just to get out of trouble.

It's just a draft, bro! My final draft won't call you coasters!

by public2 November 12, 2022

bozillion

15 billion. The amount that the company Meta spent on creating the first version of their gateway to their Metaverse, Horizon Worlds. Andrew "Boz" Bosworth runs the Reality Labs division of Meta, where Horizon Worlds was produced, hence the word is prefixed "boz".

The $1 bozillion dollars we spent to bring Nintendo Miis to Virtual Reality was totally worth it!

by public2 November 12, 2022

metameats

What metamates call their colleagues who got laid off because their company leaders made dumb decisions.

I really miss the metameats. I think there will be another batch coming in February 2023 though.

by public2 November 12, 2022

Bot lives matter, bot love matters

The motto behind Facebook Dating, the only dating app that encourages and endorses Bot/Human relationships.

Elon, stop fighting the bots! Bot lives matter, bot love matters.

by public2 November 12, 2022

PIPpocalypse

When a company starts handing a mass amount of Performance Improvement Plans to their employees.

I heard Meta had a PIPpocalypse in 2023. Did you survive?

by public2 November 12, 2022

HAANG

The successor to FAANG / MAANG. It stands for "Home Depot, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google". This change was due to the market capitalization of Meta dropping below that of Home Depot.

I can't wait to hang with new colleagues at a HAANG company!

by public2 November 12, 2022