Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021

Rent Boy

A male prostitute, usually gay

We went down to the bodega, and the corners were all crowded with rent boys looking for guap

by pro2a July 16, 2020

Rolls-Royce

A brand of brown powder heroin, sold online and on the street.

When the coppers busted us, they jacked eight grams of Rolls-Royce, three roaches, and some papers

by pro2a July 15, 2020

H-eyes

Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)

He jumped out at the red light to cop, and next time we saw him he was bombed as hell with H-eyes

by pro2a July 22, 2020

WAP

Wet Ass Pussy. Tell a preacher it means “Worship and prayers” so that the preacher gets up in front a bunch of weirdos and says that he wants some WAP in church. It’s the title of a song by Cardi B that has a very masturbatable video

Preacher: “Everybody give Jesus WAP”

Cardi B: “Put that big Mack truck right in this little garage”

Nobody: Hey, 4 year old! Wanna watch this great new cartoon?

by pro2a March 19, 2021

Republican

A political party that is better than the democrat party. Generally made of conservatives, liberals have probably gotten you to believe we’re all racist Karen inbreeding bible thumpingfreaks and the spawn of the devil. Guess what? We’re normal people! Some of us are Black. Some of us are gay. Some of us are Hispanic. Some of us are Muslim. Some of us are even transgender! Sure, we do have our share of racists, fundamentalist nut jobs, homophobes, delusional conspiracy theorists, and general nutters, but so do the liberals!

Some things we believe in are:

Freedom and liberty
Capitalism

Less gun control
Less taxes
Respect the flag

Hard work
Smaller government

Responsibility

Does that sound like an evil QAnon weirdo to you?

I am a Republican, and I am a proud American. I like a lot of the same things you like, and most of the hate on us is thanks to the communist liberal agenda

by pro2a March 19, 2021

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020