Definitions by piranha
Pussycat Dolls
The greatest pop music group to have ever hit the stage, puts the Spice Girls to shame. All the dissers are just jealous of them!
I would love to run across the Pussycat Dolls path and have them sing me "Don't Cha" and "StickWitU" in person :)
Pussycat Dolls by Piranha June 11, 2006
CAIR
The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force Islam's religion and culture on the United States. CAIR'S major agenda includes:
1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.
2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
1: Strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.
2: Actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with SSSS secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
TSA screener: Excuse me sir, you have been selected for a SSSS screening. Please follow me over to those chairs.
Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
Passenger: You are doing this because I'm from the middle east! I'm going to report you and the airline to CAIR!
junk mail
United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.
Zippergate
The major scandal of the late 1990's, the result of Bill Clinton not being able to resist the urge to keep his pants zippered up around his administration's interns.
Zippergate by Piranha May 30, 2006
Cockroach
Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.
Recruiter 2: Let's go see......
Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
Recruiter 2: Let's go see......
Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
Selective Service
The federal cabinet agency of the US Government that pools registrations of all US males ages 18 to 26 for possible coerced enlistment in the military in the event of a war.
While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
While they threaten all registration evaders with 5 years in federal prison and a $250,000 dollar fine, I'm sure all the rich Republicrat politicians kids are all exempt from the requirement.
Selective Service by Piranha May 17, 2006
cracker
It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!