jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!

Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!

by Piranha April 01, 2005

flamer

A homesexual that tries to force their sexual beliefs on a straight person.

That sick man hit on me! What a flamer!

by Piranha November 09, 2004

ragu

A hot girl of Italian ancestry

Wow, she is such a good ragu!

by Piranha October 29, 2004

George Lopez

A once funny comedian, but has unfortunately transformed himself into a racist hack of La Raza.

After George Lopez's show was cancelled by ABC, he said "TV was becoming too white".

by Piranha October 23, 2007

Zippergate

The major scandal of the late 1990's, the result of Bill Clinton not being able to resist the urge to keep his pants zippered up around his administration's interns.

Bill Clinton and the Zippergate scandal made our nation the laughing stock of the world.

by Piranha May 30, 2006

Yellow Fever

The best infliction to have ever hit caucasians. Signs of having contracted yellow fever includes extreme attraction and affection towards Asians of the opposite sex.

Oh my, have you seen Mimi and Lily? They are both so hot!

Calm down Douglas, you have a major case of yellow fever!

by Piranha July 18, 2006

uncf

initials for the United Negro College fund, a shining example of minority hypocrisy!

It's ok for them to have a UNCF, but watch what would happen in a "caucasian college fund" ever started.....Jesse Jackson, the NAACP and all them other hypocrites would explode crying the race card!

by Piranha July 30, 2005