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Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
by Piranha May 23, 2006
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Ambulance Chaser

A mental disease infecting lawyers, attorneys and others in the legal profession. Symptoms to be on the watch for include:

1) Hurrying to disaster sites to offer legal assistance, and:

2) Advertising heavily on television commercials, often using self-degrading nicknames such as "The Strong Arm".
Dang, look at "The Strong Arm" making a fool out of himself.What a Ambulance Chaser.
by Piranha August 29, 2006
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The Weather Channel

A cable weather network that must think Atlanta is the god of cities since they gloss Atlanta every second they can!
The weather conditions in Atlanta is.............here's a live shot of Atlanta......
by Piranha October 31, 2004
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AARP

Oh, here goes the AARP defending seniles right to drive though they'll more than likely plow down people!
by Piranha November 21, 2004
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KFC

Short for Kentucky Fried Chicken, the favorite restaurant of all rodents, especially mice!
Ever since I saw those rats all over that KFC in the Big Apple, I'll never eat at Colonel Sanders' hangout again!
by Piranha April 10, 2007
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Tater Tots

A pair of scrumptuous and well rounded titties.
Dang, look at that hot lady over there, she has some wonderful tater tots!
by Piranha June 26, 2006
mugGet the Tater Totsmug.

Dubya

Nickname for our current president, see fascist
Dang it, Dubya is not a true conservative but a republicrat! Dubya would rather kiss up to communist China rather than keep Taiwan safe from those subversive mainland China communists!
by Piranha May 2, 2006
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