philip's definitions

tasty

In British (perhaps particularly London) English 'tasty' can mean good at something, especially fighting.

I wouldn't pick a fight with that bloke, he's a bit tasty!

I think I'll back Johnson, he's been looking tasty in training.

by philip June 11, 2004

hooray

A hooray (also Hooray Benry) is in British English, an upper-class male, probably university-age or a bit older, who thinks it's amusing to be loud, and rude to social 'inferiors',and the locals, especially waitresses. (In 'Trainspotting', the book not the film, a waitress hets her revenge by putting her tampon in a Hooray's soup before she serves it to him.) They wear striped shirts and try to talk a bit deeper than normal people.

I'm glad I didn't go to university in Edinburgh, it's full of Hoorays.

by philip June 10, 2004

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

by philip June 9, 2004

bap

In British English, a type of floury soft bread roll, a bit like a hamburger bun. Used affectionately to describe breasts.

She's got splendid baps.

by philip June 9, 2004

logistics

A conveniently general scapegoat.

Sorry we couldn't get it to you on time, it's simply a question of logistics.

by philip June 9, 2004

qwank

me mam said it by accident, sounded kinda cool so added it here

wat qwank you call this?
you qwank the door is open

by philip May 20, 2004

doby

it means poop, simply, or it could mean something that sucks.

Doby!! I failed that test!

or

Hehehe...He took a doby in his pants.

by Philip May 19, 2004