phil's definitions

roid head

someone who extensively uses steroids

I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads

by phil June 22, 2004

New York

1) the capital of the world
2) the only real city in the usa
3) home to 8 million diverse people (and another 14 million in the immediate suburbs)

by Phil August 17, 2003

dij

digital camera

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.

by Phil January 20, 2004

shovel kick

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.

I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.

by phil March 2, 2003

Bucknelled

To get bitch-slapped by a team with only 5 scholarship players when you're ranked #1 in RPI and #5 overall in the country. Usually saved for NCAA tournament flameouts, but can be used for regular season clams, as well.

Kansas had high hopes for their team in the post-season, but then they got Bucknelled and went home.

by Phil April 17, 2005

The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003

sparker

another name for a lighter

"Damn yo, I have you seen my sparker, so I can lite this."

by Phil May 13, 2005