three-finger salute

Pressing Control-Alt-Delete on a computer keyboard to boot, reboot, or clear a program on the computer.

My computer stalled, so I have to give it the three-finger salute.

by pentozali January 29, 2009

prepube

A child, younger than a teenager, usually female but can be male. Derogatory.

Oh, no! It's only 6:00 AM and already there's a prepube going to school on this bus! Now I have to stand and hear her screaming for a whole hour!

by pentozali October 19, 2006

hafta

Anyone, especially a senior citizen, handicapped person, or person with a child or children, that you "hafta" leave a seat on the bus, train, or plane.

It's the weekend, and you know what that means: the bus schedules are all FUAU and every hafta and his dog is getting on the bus to go shopping!

by pentozali November 29, 2006

TIVI3DA

Pizda in vanity-plate-speak.

Hmmm...I wonder if TIVI3DA could get past the DMV censors?

by pentozali July 17, 2010

BUMBOCLAAT

Acronym for: Big Ugly Metropolitan Buildings Often Create Loss of Ambience for All Tenants. The tendency to overdevelop on culturally and/or ecologically sensitive areas is unfortunately de rigueur under our Republican administration, with the love of money rather than common sense being the bottom line. Derived from Bumboclaat.

I have just the right word for all of this shit they're building lately in New York: BUMBOCLAAT!

by pentozali May 18, 2007

jerk 'n' squirt

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.

With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.

by pentozali July 14, 2011

spood

The flat, spatula-like utensil that sometimes comes with ice cream cups, or given to you at the ice cream store. Often made of wood, spoods break very easily.

This spood is nug. Can't they give you a real spoon?

by pentozali March 10, 2009