pentozali's definitions

forkula

FORK + spatULA, a handy utensil if you want to add pieces of meat, for example, to a meal when they're capable of being speared by a fork but large enough to be slid from one plate to another.

Too lazy to cut your steak into small pieces? Use the forkula!

by pentozali April 13, 2014

pinkle

A color midway between PINK and purpLE. Sometimes worn by men who think that pink is gay and purple is a more masculine color.

My best shirts are ready for the laundry, and I don't have time to do the laundry today, so it looks like I'll have to wear my pinkle shirt.

by pentozali March 18, 2014

sick

In British usage: vomit.

Mike and John were cottaging in the public library WC and Mike slipped and fell on some sick.

by pentozali March 12, 2014

Putain

Weasel-faced ruler of Russia, currently having a temper tantrum against Ukraine. Pun on the French word "putain" = whore.

Putain is the reincarnated Tsar of Russia in modern garb.

by pentozali March 12, 2014

Chakobsa

Secret trade language from Frank/Brian Herbert's "Dune" saga. In the saga, Chakobsa was based partially on languages spoken in India. Centuries ago, there was actually a secret hunters' language called Chakobsa. The name of the language derives from "chak'w" = hunter + "bze" = language in the Adyga (Circassian) languages of the Caucasus Mountains in Russia.

I find the idea of a secret language called "Chakobsa" intriguing.

by pentozali February 20, 2014

cup job

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.

Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.

by pentozali January 29, 2014

Staropramen

Excellent dark beer from the Czech Republic

Forget Budweiser, forget Michelob, forget Coors, forget even Samuel Adams---Staropramen rocks!

by pentozali January 24, 2014