wrap wreck

What happens when you're banging out a message on a computer, or texting a message, and you press the wrong keys and the message "wraps" and deletes words, causing you to make typos or a completely unreadable message. The message equivalent of a car accident.

"He brought his clari with nethim" is one example of a wrap wreck. The speaker meant to say "He brought his clarinet with him".

by pentozali December 15, 2011

metal

The stiffest dick one could ever get.

I get metal every time I see Stefania!

by pentozali March 21, 2010

radio silence

Keep something secret; don't let the word spread.

About that book you're going to publish: radio silence on the sale date. We don't want a stampede at the bookstore!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

semiconductors

People who cross-dress. Politically correct way of saying "transistors" ("trans-sisters").

I think we just turned the wrong way and wound up in the Castro District. I see a lot of semiconductors on this street.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 01, 2010

whittle the flute

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

by pentozali October 20, 2012

bliv

A person who is oBLIVious to what is going on around him or her.

The bus driver had to tell the bliv to get up from his seat so the lady with the stroller could sit down.

by pentozali December 20, 2009