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hardhat weather

Golfball-sized hail
In New York, when there's a really bad thunderstorm, we can get hail but it's not exactly hardhat weather---you have to be in the South for that.
by pentozali October 26, 2013
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Superman

The most ass-kickin' superhero in the whole world aside from Batman!
Superman really knocked the stuffing outta that General Zod!
by pentozali March 9, 2008
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Harplank

Another Pokemon we'd like to see. A Grass-Type Pokemon that looks like a harp formed from planks of wood. Among its attacks are Poison String, Stretch, and Branch Wrap.
Harplank, use Branch Wrap on Carnivine, NOW!
by pentozali August 27, 2007
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LFL

Long @$&*ing (Traffic) Light. The bane of anyone who's in a hurry and is trying to drive or cross the street.
Let's use the Thruway. There are too many LFL's on this street!
by pentozali October 18, 2007
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clarinut

An intense devotee of the clarinet and its music. You'll almost always hear a clarinut noodling around with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's "Concerto For Clarinet and Orchestra in A Major" before he/she starts practicing scales!
Joe Pappas is a real clarinut! You oughtta listen to him play that run at the beginning of George Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue"---he polishes it off like he's born to it!
by pentozali March 4, 2009
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TETS

An extremely poisonous pesticide that should never have been made at all. TETS is short for tetramethylenedisulfotetramine,which has a peculiar "cage" chemical structure similar to some compounds found in camphor. TETS is odorless and tasteless and causes violent convulsions in all animals and humans. The pesticide is found in the People's Republic of China and has caused several cases of poisoning there, and sometimes finds its way here in the US, sold illegally by street vendors, where it has caused one fatal case of poisoning. One of the most insidious things about TETS is that it accumulates in the tissues of animals exposed to it and remains unchanged in the enviroment for years.
The Chinese authorities have reported several cases of poisoning from TETS.
by pentozali November 1, 2007
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Italian of the Mideast

An Armenian person, because of the joie de vivre that Armenians have, much like Italians, and the fact that Armenian is a language very well-suited to music, like Italian.
Mrs. Khachadourian is an Italian of the Mideast---when she speaks Armenian, it rolls off her tongue like music, just like Mr. Giannini when he speaks Italian.
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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