pentozali's definitions

Sochi

Site of the 2014 Winter Olympics; very controversial because the Olympic site area will be built at the site of a massacre of Circassian people by the Russians on May 21, 1864 and because construction of the Olympic site will cause long-lasting, if not permanent, pollution to the ecology of the area.

The Circassians have proclaimed May 21 as a national day of mourning and are very angry that Sochi is being used as a host city for the 2014 Winter Olympics.

by pentozali February 19, 2013

gooshky

1) Pleasingly plump; 2) rolls of fat around the hips; this term is always used affectionately, never derisively.

Yvette is gooshky...she's heavy but not a bad-looking girl at all!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

oomby

Zit; plural is "oombies". Pronounced with short "oo" as in "book".

I stood in front of my mirror, popped a big oomby, and pus shot out over the glass.

by pentozali October 26, 2013

execulate

To have an orgasm at the thought of being in a high-ranking position at one's job and getting filthy rich.

Mr. Karageorgis got so excited thinking about his salary increase and his paid vacation that Cheryl thought he was going to execulate.

by pentozali September 9, 2010

Lixtrox

A Pokemon we'd like to see: a Water type, resembling a light blue puffer fish, with a long tongue. Attacks: Poison Lick (which stuns Lixtrox's opponents); Confuse; and Air Bag (Lixtrox puffs up in order to knock down its opponent).

My Lixtrox can beat your Wobbuffet, Jessie!

by pentozali June 11, 2008

defecatory episode under cloth

Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"

If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.

by pentozali June 5, 2013

bird

A living dinosaur. There seems to be growing support for scientists who say that birds are actually living descendents of the dinosaurs.

See that bird up there? You're looking at a dinosaur, son. A LIVING dinosaur!

by pentozali December 28, 2005