pentozali's definitions

woman-mountain

Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.

Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!

by pentozali May 20, 2014

kelch

A Cough and bELCH occurring simultaneously (spelled with a "k" at the beginning to avoid the soft "c" that would otherwise occur).

Those habanero peppers make me kelch like there's no tomorrow!

by pentozali May 20, 2014

toxic burp

Occurs when you're having tummy trouble and you burp up something that smells so bad you think it's poisonous.

I was sick with food poisoning and I had a toxic burp that smelled like dead rats!

by pentozali May 20, 2014

homosaxual

Jocularly, a person who prefers to play musical instruments of the same class: sopranino/soprano/alto/tenor/baritone/bass/contrabass/subcontrabass saxophones, for example, but doesn't necessarily have to be saxophones.

Keith is a homosaxual...he's tried every kind of saxophone in existence!

by pentozali May 6, 2014

flunkatorium

School with a poor quality of educational resources

Ms. Harvey, don't send Brandon there. It's a flunkatorium!

by pentozali May 5, 2014

test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.

I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?

by pentozali May 5, 2014

friendsy

Flurry of Friend Request activity on Facebook. Pronounced like "frenzy".

Norma was starting to get desperate to get a mate so she could raise a family, so the friendsy began.

by pentozali April 20, 2014