pentozali's definitions

floop

Any food that is jellylike and needs to be released from its confinement in a can. Called so because of the sound the food makes when being poured from the can. Pronounced with a long "oo" as in "moot".

During Thanksgiving we have turkey with lots of cranberry floop.

by pentozali June 28, 2007

moolt.com

An absolutely hilarious website created by Armenians. This website shows stereotypical, cartoon images of Armenians. Fun to watch even if you're not Armenian.

Moolt.com is a real p**ser to watch---I love it!

by pentozali October 17, 2012

crocodile

A stapler, hand-operated or electric.

Out of staples! Gotta feed the crocodile!

by pentozali October 16, 2008

ped

A pedophile; child molester.

Who let that ped into the gym? Quick, call the cops and get that fuck arrested!

by pentozali March 23, 2013

homosaxual

Jocularly, a person who prefers to play musical instruments of the same class: sopranino/soprano/alto/tenor/baritone/bass/contrabass/subcontrabass saxophones, for example, but doesn't necessarily have to be saxophones.

Keith is a homosaxual...he's tried every kind of saxophone in existence!

by pentozali May 6, 2014

gof

Good old-fashioned.

Mike just bought a nice gof phone with real bells instead of ringtones.

by pentozali August 17, 2012

mouthpiss

The disgusting smell you encounter on the mouthpiece of a woodwind or brass wind instrument if you haven't washed it soon after you've removed it from the instrument. Often accompanied by bits of food and decayed tooth particles that you have to scrape off with your fingers.

Ugghhh, this clarinet reed has mouthpiss on it. It stiiiinnnnkkkksss!

by pentozali October 3, 2010